Common phrases used by women

[dannyegg4575]

Hey guys, I want to hear some common phrases that women used on you when you break up. Can you guys contribute?
Here are some examples I know of;

"I love you but not in love with you anymore."
"I need space"
"We need to take a break"

and lately, "I'm confused" <--- this is the first time i heard this! Threw me off guard and into a Captain Save a Ho

 

[Groovy]

WOW! What's the point in this?!

I think we all recognize a dumb when we see one.

I'm going to focus on something else that acctually means something! Later, have fun in this thread!

Or should I say, "I just need some time for myself?

 

[LittleBigOne]

Take a look at Pook's 'Womenese" thread. You will get a full collection of common phrases used by woman AND what the phrases really mean!

 

[The Deacon]

"You're a nice guy, but..."
"You're so sweet, but..."
"You'll find the right girl someday."

Words that hit hard as fists.

 

[stand]

"You're an ass hole!"

 

[War Against Betaism]

"Let me call you back later..." when they never do.

 

[DonJuan11]

Hey guys, I want to hear some common phrases that women used on you when you break up. Can you guys contribute?
Here are some examples I know of;

Your replies:

"I love you but not in love with you anymore." - I hear you. It's hard to be in love with someone for a long time.

"I need space" - Sure. Just let me know when you're done need space.

"We need to take a break" - OK. Call me when you decide we are not on a break like Ross and Rachel.

and lately, "I'm confused" - Me too. That collapse by Memphis was very confusing.

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Take my advice with a grain of salt because I'm still innocent.

 

[MooseGod]

The two scariest words in the English language...

"I'm pregnant."

 

[Papermoon]

Aren't that 3 words?

 

[Lishy]

"It is not you it is me!"

"I am not ready for this commitment it is not your fault"

"You are too good for me"

"your **** is too small and you dont go down on me enough" ..... Oh no I am wrong, that is just what we think, we verablise the above! lol

 

[MooseGod]

Aren't that 3 words?

Well "I'm" is a contraction, so I guess it could go either way...

 

[Mr. Me]

"I'm confused" usually means "I don't love you, but I want to keep you on a string. Unknown to you, I have another sucker on a string too."

 

[Triple T]

The phrase I like to hear from them:

"Your SOOO MEAN!" Then they give me a playful slap...and I give them one right back

 

[dannyegg4575]

"I'm confused" - Me too. That collapse by Memphis was very confusing.

muhahahahhaa


man... she even said this, this is a good one...are you guys ready for this?

"I want someone who loves me more than I love him."

lmao!!!

 

[Mavrick]

Her: "No"
Me: "Why not?"
Her: "Because I don't want to"
Me: "click" (phone has been hung up)

There is no use in wasting time.

 

[ThunderMaverick]

"I can't believe you did that..." (in a good way)

 

[Purple-Haze]

This comes from a favourite email forward.

It's your decision = "The correct decision should be obvious by now."

Do what you want = "You'll pay for this later."

We need to talk = "I need to complain."

We need = "I want"

I'm not upset = "Of course I'm upset, you moron!"

You're so manly = "You need a shave and you sweat a lot."

This kitchen is so inconvenient = "I want a new house."

Hang the picture there = "NO, I mean hang it there!"

I heard a noise = "I noticed you were almost asleep."

Do you love me? = "I'm going to ask for something expensive."

How much do you love me? = "I did something today you're really not going to like."

I'll be ready in a minute = "Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV."

Nothing is wrong. = "Everything is wrong!!!"

 

[dannyegg4575]

"It is not you it is me!"

"I am not ready for this commitment it is not your fault"

"You are too good for me"

"your **** is too small and you dont go down on me enough" ..... Oh no I am wrong, that is just what we think, we verablise the above! lol

lmao!!! ******** is such a beautiful language!