"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Common phrases used by women

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Hey guys, I want to hear some common phrases that women used on you when you break up. Can you guys contribute?
Here are some examples I know of;

"I love you but not in love with you anymore."
"I need space"
"We need to take a break"

and lately, "I'm confused" <--- this is the first time i heard this! Threw me off guard and into a Captain Save a Ho
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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WOW! What's the point in this?!

I think we all recognize a dumb when we see one. :D

I'm going to focus on something else that acctually means something! Later, have fun in this thread!

Or should I say, "I just need some time for myself?

:p
 

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Take a look at Pook's 'Womenese" thread. You will get a full collection of common phrases used by woman AND what the phrases really mean!
 

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"You're a nice guy, but..."
"You're so sweet, but..."
"You'll find the right girl someday."

Words that hit hard as fists.
 

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"You're an ass hole!"
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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"Let me call you back later..." when they never do.
 

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dannyegg4575 said:
Hey guys, I want to hear some common phrases that women used on you when you break up. Can you guys contribute?
Here are some examples I know of;

Your replies:

"I love you but not in love with you anymore." - I hear you. It's hard to be in love with someone for a long time.

"I need space" - Sure. Just let me know when you're done need space.

"We need to take a break" - OK. Call me when you decide we are not on a break like Ross and Rachel.

and lately, "I'm confused" - Me too. That collapse by Memphis was very confusing.
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Take my advice with a grain of salt because I'm still innocent.
 

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"It is not you it is me!"

"I am not ready for this commitment it is not your fault"

"You are too good for me"

"your **** is too small and you dont go down on me enough" ..... Oh no I am wrong, that is just what we think, we verablise the above! lol
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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"I'm confused" usually means "I don't love you, but I want to keep you on a string. Unknown to you, I have another sucker on a string too."
 

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The phrase I like to hear from them:

"Your SOOO MEAN!" Then they give me a playful slap...and I give them one right back ;)
 

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"I'm confused" - Me too. That collapse by Memphis was very confusing.
muhahahahhaa


man... she even said this, this is a good one...are you guys ready for this?

"I want someone who loves me more than I love him."

lmao!!!
 

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Her: "No"
Me: "Why not?"
Her: "Because I don't want to"
Me: "click" (phone has been hung up)

There is no use in wasting time.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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This comes from a favourite email forward.

It's your decision = "The correct decision should be obvious by now."

Do what you want = "You'll pay for this later."

We need to talk = "I need to complain."

We need = "I want"

I'm not upset = "Of course I'm upset, you moron!"

You're so manly = "You need a shave and you sweat a lot."

This kitchen is so inconvenient = "I want a new house."

Hang the picture there = "NO, I mean hang it there!"

I heard a noise = "I noticed you were almost asleep."

Do you love me? = "I'm going to ask for something expensive."

How much do you love me? = "I did something today you're really not going to like."

I'll be ready in a minute = "Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV."

Nothing is wrong. = "Everything is wrong!!!"
 

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Lishy said:
"It is not you it is me!"

"I am not ready for this commitment it is not your fault"

"You are too good for me"

"your **** is too small and you dont go down on me enough" ..... Oh no I am wrong, that is just what we think, we verablise the above! lol
lmao!!! ******** is such a beautiful language!
 
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