"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Come up with nicknames for chicks! Post them here!

Michele l'Arcangelo

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come up with nicknames you can call a chick... and not tell her what it means.

nicknames, or nicknames with the initials only...

make it funny. i can't think of any.

plus its something we all could use i guess.

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original things... something you can call them every time. things to make them go crazy wanting to know what it means.

non offensive things of course.

nicknames with initials will work best.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Michele l'Arcangelo

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:rolleyes: nvm you guys suck... can't believe no one's done this before.

i was thinking of something that if they found out they wouldnt say:

"...oh... ummm okay... anyway... i cant believe i cared that much to know what it meant."

something they'd remember or at least mess around with you with.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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i called a girl "b.l.m." for a while.. stands for Big Lesbain Mule (from Wedding Crashers) i didn't really like her, but hey she still gave me a handjob.
 

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I sometimes call a girl J.B. as in Jerome Bettis or "the Bus" but she usually goes as Linebacker now...
 

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bff...she'll think it means "best friends forever" but it really means "big fat fattie"...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I think nicknames work best if it portrays something about the girl, which is why an online thread about this could be tricky.
 

Michele l'Arcangelo

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yeah i agree... thats why i came up with S-B... side boob... for a reason.(from family guy)... and 2 other meanings to it.
 
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