Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Come up with nicknames for chicks! Post them here!

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Michele l'Arcangelo

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come up with nicknames you can call a chick... and not tell her what it means.

nicknames, or nicknames with the initials only...

make it funny. i can't think of any.

plus its something we all could use i guess.

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original things... something you can call them every time. things to make them go crazy wanting to know what it means.

non offensive things of course.

nicknames with initials will work best.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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:rolleyes: nvm you guys suck... can't believe no one's done this before.

i was thinking of something that if they found out they wouldnt say:

"...oh... ummm okay... anyway... i cant believe i cared that much to know what it meant."

something they'd remember or at least mess around with you with.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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i called a girl "b.l.m." for a while.. stands for Big Lesbain Mule (from Wedding Crashers) i didn't really like her, but hey she still gave me a handjob.
 
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I sometimes call a girl J.B. as in Jerome Bettis or "the Bus" but she usually goes as Linebacker now...
 
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bff...she'll think it means "best friends forever" but it really means "big fat fattie"...
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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I think nicknames work best if it portrays something about the girl, which is why an online thread about this could be tricky.
 
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yeah i agree... thats why i came up with S-B... side boob... for a reason.(from family guy)... and 2 other meanings to it.
 
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