"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Come up with nicknames for chicks! Post them here!

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Michele l'Arcangelo

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come up with nicknames you can call a chick... and not tell her what it means.

nicknames, or nicknames with the initials only...

make it funny. i can't think of any.

plus its something we all could use i guess.

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original things... something you can call them every time. things to make them go crazy wanting to know what it means.

non offensive things of course.

nicknames with initials will work best.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Michele l'Arcangelo

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:rolleyes: nvm you guys suck... can't believe no one's done this before.

i was thinking of something that if they found out they wouldnt say:

"...oh... ummm okay... anyway... i cant believe i cared that much to know what it meant."

something they'd remember or at least mess around with you with.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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i called a girl "b.l.m." for a while.. stands for Big Lesbain Mule (from Wedding Crashers) i didn't really like her, but hey she still gave me a handjob.
 
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I sometimes call a girl J.B. as in Jerome Bettis or "the Bus" but she usually goes as Linebacker now...
 
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bff...she'll think it means "best friends forever" but it really means "big fat fattie"...
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I think nicknames work best if it portrays something about the girl, which is why an online thread about this could be tricky.
 
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yeah i agree... thats why i came up with S-B... side boob... for a reason.(from family guy)... and 2 other meanings to it.
 
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