"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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blueangel83

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"you lookin for guys or what? looks like you're ready for a d1ck in your ass.


LMFAO! this guy is such a dck! :crackup:

To topic poster: wear baggy jeans with NO POCKETS.
 

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Originally posted by Zombie
He makes this thread asking for advice, and then basically tells people to fvck off he's not wearing jeans
Hmm, this coming from the man who asks how he can put on weight, is told to eat 6 meals a day, his response "I CAN'T, I'LL GET FULL + various profanities."

Fu<khead
 

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get some bright orange shirts...t shirts.. nice crisp button ups....

they will go with all colors of khakis, but would look esp slick with some black pants and black shoes

give that a try woadie
 

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its alittle far off for holloween now isn't it? Black pants and orange shirt? flock that! That just looks god aweful and people will start to think you are colored-blind
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by Adone
Not necessarily. The coolest guy I know wears funny dorky undershirts and it works really good for him. You should wear what you find cool.
that's exactly the point. You have to be confident in what you're wearing.

Now I wear completely different from how I did in the past. Why? I found out what made me feel good. I like to wear clothes that give ME a sensation of power. Needless to say it worked too well :)

Find out what you dream of wearing -- do it. It's all about how you FEEL wearing what you do.
 

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Get rid of that shirt you have on under it, and wear a solid colored one (usually white).
 

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Wow, Zombie, chill the f*ck out!

I am of the opinion that, with confidence, you can rock any style of clothes. While the clothes in question are a bit out-of-date, at least he's doesn't have pocket protectors or whatever.

I think that you should get some sharp looking pants...kinda dressy, kinda casual, but they're not khakis. They're hard to describe. You can find them at Old Navy. They go really well with pretty much any collared shirt.
 

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Hmm, in my opinion he should start lifting weights and wear T-Shirts.. and jeans are good too... I don't care if you don't like theml; the ladies do!
 

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hm? I say even if you don't like jeans, its smart to stock up on a few, b/c they match with absolutely EVERYTHING. I don't see what the problem is.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Why don't you just take a picture of yourselves holding your favourite brand of tampon?

Give advice to this lad and keep your homo pictures to yourself.
 
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I say lose the checkered shirt as well as the black shirt with the letters. First off, it doesn't match and it looks really skanky with those wal mart half ass cargo pants.

I'm not telling you to wear jeans. Go ahead and wear khakis but go for something a little more mature. As for the shirt, the checkered shirt would go better with a grey undershirt or soemthing..Oh and a toboggan might help you out a little bit as well too.
 
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