"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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blueangel83

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"you lookin for guys or what? looks like you're ready for a d1ck in your ass.


LMFAO! this guy is such a dck! :crackup:

To topic poster: wear baggy jeans with NO POCKETS.
 

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Originally posted by Zombie
He makes this thread asking for advice, and then basically tells people to fvck off he's not wearing jeans
Hmm, this coming from the man who asks how he can put on weight, is told to eat 6 meals a day, his response "I CAN'T, I'LL GET FULL + various profanities."

Fu<khead
 

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get some bright orange shirts...t shirts.. nice crisp button ups....

they will go with all colors of khakis, but would look esp slick with some black pants and black shoes

give that a try woadie
 

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its alittle far off for holloween now isn't it? Black pants and orange shirt? flock that! That just looks god aweful and people will start to think you are colored-blind
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Originally posted by Adone
Not necessarily. The coolest guy I know wears funny dorky undershirts and it works really good for him. You should wear what you find cool.
that's exactly the point. You have to be confident in what you're wearing.

Now I wear completely different from how I did in the past. Why? I found out what made me feel good. I like to wear clothes that give ME a sensation of power. Needless to say it worked too well :)

Find out what you dream of wearing -- do it. It's all about how you FEEL wearing what you do.
 

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Get rid of that shirt you have on under it, and wear a solid colored one (usually white).
 

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Wow, Zombie, chill the f*ck out!

I am of the opinion that, with confidence, you can rock any style of clothes. While the clothes in question are a bit out-of-date, at least he's doesn't have pocket protectors or whatever.

I think that you should get some sharp looking pants...kinda dressy, kinda casual, but they're not khakis. They're hard to describe. You can find them at Old Navy. They go really well with pretty much any collared shirt.
 

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Hmm, in my opinion he should start lifting weights and wear T-Shirts.. and jeans are good too... I don't care if you don't like theml; the ladies do!
 

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hm? I say even if you don't like jeans, its smart to stock up on a few, b/c they match with absolutely EVERYTHING. I don't see what the problem is.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Why don't you just take a picture of yourselves holding your favourite brand of tampon?

Give advice to this lad and keep your homo pictures to yourself.
 
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I say lose the checkered shirt as well as the black shirt with the letters. First off, it doesn't match and it looks really skanky with those wal mart half ass cargo pants.

I'm not telling you to wear jeans. Go ahead and wear khakis but go for something a little more mature. As for the shirt, the checkered shirt would go better with a grey undershirt or soemthing..Oh and a toboggan might help you out a little bit as well too.
 
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