Clothes Do Make The Man

[AMF]

im sorry but every single garment mentioned on this thread is total WACK. The kind of thing my dad wears. Im gonna admit it: every single British person thinks there is NO SUCH THING as a fashionable American!!!! Ive never seen one. Honestly.

On the evidence of every clothing-related thread Ive read on this site, we're absolutely right

Dockers? As in, "im painfully middle aged"?? With shoes - actual lace up shoes??? And CHINOS? As in, "I play lawn bowls and sometimes go for walks inthe park on a sunday"??

ILL FITTING POLO SHIRTS???

Hawaiian shirts??? As in "Im fat, im balding and i hate my life... but i can still have fun... right???"

CASIO watches - as in the cheap sh*tty japanese CASIO that makes calculators?? NASTY!!

What is this? A maritime enthusiast convention?????

And why do all your clothes fit so badly??? Loose pants DO NOT go with shoes... of any sort.... please....

please visit:

www.asos.com www.spunkystore.co.uk and of course www.diesel.com.... just some basic guidelines as WHAT IS ACTUALLY COOL

THANKYOU

 

[Doc Dogg]

Originally posted by AMF

www.asos.com www.spunkystore.co.uk and of course www.diesel.com.... just some basic guidelines as WHAT IS ACTUALLY COOL

I don't know if I was looking at the right sections of those first 2 sites but there sure was a lot of sleeveless shirts on them. Perfect for...what was that term I read earlier...ahh! Donut punchers I especially liked the style of the guy wearing a sleeveless shirt, thin black tie and a navy hat ??? (sing with me boy's "In the Navy, we can smoke lots of pole. In the navy, I can get things crammed up my hole!")

Now from experience I have found that it doesn't really matter what you wear, as long as you have a decent personality and you know your DJ abc's you will be attractive to women.