Ok so this girl called me last night and told me that I left my jacket in her house and that she also went through my pocket to try to figure out whose jacket it was. Anyway, she was like "You left your Jacket at my house with your climax control condoms" like she was making fun of me for using them. Has anyone else ever been teased about using these by a woman and if so... what is the best way to deal with it? She totally caught me off guard and I really didn't know how to respond.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Climax control condoms
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That's a load of horse5hit. You should give her hell for going through your pockets, as it's disrespectful. I'm sure she wouldn't appreciate you going through her underwear drawer and saying "What do you use this vibrator for?"
PRMoon
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Trojan Extended Pleasure condoms
These condoms suck. They burn slightly (probobly due to the special lubricant) and my arms litterally gave out last night and I didn't get my rocks off. I was very unsatisfied.
I'm sticking with the ultra thins...unless I'm with a girl who I want to teach a lesson to.
These condoms suck. They burn slightly (probobly due to the special lubricant) and my arms litterally gave out last night and I didn't get my rocks off. I was very unsatisfied.
I'm sticking with the ultra thins...unless I'm with a girl who I want to teach a lesson to.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Normally Desdonova is bang on the money but here I disagree. Her reason for going through your pockets was perfectly valid and she was just busting balls. You have to take a few licks sometime. Maybe there was something funny and relevant you could have hit her back with? Also try to think of something now incase she hits you with that again in front of other people.
ValleyDJing
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you: "You wanna test em out don't you?"
simple.
simple.
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Don't ever use those. They made my d*ck numb and my ex gf said she was numb too. It was not fun. I ended up soft and numb.
I've personally never heard of "climax control condoms", but if they have that written on the package, you wouldn't catch me dead with them.
What a way to set yourself up for some ridicule; carrying those around!
Seriously, if just regular condoms don't cause you to last MORE than long enough, man you might want to see a doctor or work on that. If i have any problem, its lasting too long with any condom.
What a way to set yourself up for some ridicule; carrying those around!
Seriously, if just regular condoms don't cause you to last MORE than long enough, man you might want to see a doctor or work on that. If i have any problem, its lasting too long with any condom.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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I use Climate Control condoms.
I-am-someone
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Fascinating...
What do those do, Nick?
Keep things hot? :woo:
What do those do, Nick?
Keep things hot? :woo:
Fortunate_Juan
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Desdinova said:
L M A O:crackup:
nice job Des :cheer:
ValleyDJing
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Probably, but he's already been caught, he might as well attempt to defend himself, :crackup: !d9930380 said:
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.