Ok so this girl called me last night and told me that I left my jacket in her house and that she also went through my pocket to try to figure out whose jacket it was. Anyway, she was like "You left your Jacket at my house with your climax control condoms" like she was making fun of me for using them. Has anyone else ever been teased about using these by a woman and if so... what is the best way to deal with it? She totally caught me off guard and I really didn't know how to respond.
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Climax control condoms
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Desdinova
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That's a load of horse5hit. You should give her hell for going through your pockets, as it's disrespectful. I'm sure she wouldn't appreciate you going through her underwear drawer and saying "What do you use this vibrator for?"
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
Trojan Extended Pleasure condoms
These condoms suck. They burn slightly (probobly due to the special lubricant) and my arms litterally gave out last night and I didn't get my rocks off. I was very unsatisfied.
I'm sticking with the ultra thins...unless I'm with a girl who I want to teach a lesson to.
These condoms suck. They burn slightly (probobly due to the special lubricant) and my arms litterally gave out last night and I didn't get my rocks off. I was very unsatisfied.
I'm sticking with the ultra thins...unless I'm with a girl who I want to teach a lesson to.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Normally Desdonova is bang on the money but here I disagree. Her reason for going through your pockets was perfectly valid and she was just busting balls. You have to take a few licks sometime. Maybe there was something funny and relevant you could have hit her back with? Also try to think of something now incase she hits you with that again in front of other people.
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
you: "You wanna test em out don't you?"
simple.
simple.
DJinTraining06
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Don't ever use those. They made my d*ck numb and my ex gf said she was numb too. It was not fun. I ended up soft and numb.
I've personally never heard of "climax control condoms", but if they have that written on the package, you wouldn't catch me dead with them.
What a way to set yourself up for some ridicule; carrying those around!
Seriously, if just regular condoms don't cause you to last MORE than long enough, man you might want to see a doctor or work on that. If i have any problem, its lasting too long with any condom.
What a way to set yourself up for some ridicule; carrying those around!
Seriously, if just regular condoms don't cause you to last MORE than long enough, man you might want to see a doctor or work on that. If i have any problem, its lasting too long with any condom.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
NickSCFC2000
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I use Climate Control condoms.
I-am-someone
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Fascinating...
What do those do, Nick?
Keep things hot? :woo:
What do those do, Nick?
Keep things hot? :woo:
Fortunate_Juan
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Desdinova said:
L M A O:crackup:
nice job Des :cheer:
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
Probably, but he's already been caught, he might as well attempt to defend himself, :crackup: !d9930380 said:
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.