Ok so this girl called me last night and told me that I left my jacket in her house and that she also went through my pocket to try to figure out whose jacket it was. Anyway, she was like "You left your Jacket at my house with your climax control condoms" like she was making fun of me for using them. Has anyone else ever been teased about using these by a woman and if so... what is the best way to deal with it? She totally caught me off guard and I really didn't know how to respond.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Climax control condoms
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Desdinova
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That's a load of horse5hit. You should give her hell for going through your pockets, as it's disrespectful. I'm sure she wouldn't appreciate you going through her underwear drawer and saying "What do you use this vibrator for?"
PRMoon
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Trojan Extended Pleasure condoms
These condoms suck. They burn slightly (probobly due to the special lubricant) and my arms litterally gave out last night and I didn't get my rocks off. I was very unsatisfied.
I'm sticking with the ultra thins...unless I'm with a girl who I want to teach a lesson to.
These condoms suck. They burn slightly (probobly due to the special lubricant) and my arms litterally gave out last night and I didn't get my rocks off. I was very unsatisfied.
I'm sticking with the ultra thins...unless I'm with a girl who I want to teach a lesson to.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Normally Desdonova is bang on the money but here I disagree. Her reason for going through your pockets was perfectly valid and she was just busting balls. You have to take a few licks sometime. Maybe there was something funny and relevant you could have hit her back with? Also try to think of something now incase she hits you with that again in front of other people.
ValleyDJing
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you: "You wanna test em out don't you?"
simple.
simple.
DJinTraining06
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Don't ever use those. They made my d*ck numb and my ex gf said she was numb too. It was not fun. I ended up soft and numb.
I've personally never heard of "climax control condoms", but if they have that written on the package, you wouldn't catch me dead with them.
What a way to set yourself up for some ridicule; carrying those around!
Seriously, if just regular condoms don't cause you to last MORE than long enough, man you might want to see a doctor or work on that. If i have any problem, its lasting too long with any condom.
What a way to set yourself up for some ridicule; carrying those around!
Seriously, if just regular condoms don't cause you to last MORE than long enough, man you might want to see a doctor or work on that. If i have any problem, its lasting too long with any condom.
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You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
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I use Climate Control condoms.
I-am-someone
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Fascinating...
What do those do, Nick?
Keep things hot? :woo:
What do those do, Nick?
Keep things hot? :woo:
Fortunate_Juan
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Desdinova said:
L M A O:crackup:
nice job Des :cheer:
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
Probably, but he's already been caught, he might as well attempt to defend himself, :crackup: !d9930380 said:
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.