"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Church Girls?

MarkHammond

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they are usually the freakiest chicks so im excited bout this girl i just met. what is yall expierences?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by MarkHammond
they are usually the freakiest chicks so im excited bout this girl i just met. what is yall expierences?
the sexual repression by the church usually makes em more adventurous.
 
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If they are "freaky" then that really doesn't put them in the category of 'church girl' does it? She is just another wh@re - not a revelation there!
 
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There's some kind of mentality they get when they lose their moral and go on a rampage. I was the second guy one like "pure, I don't want to do anything until I'm married" church girl had sex with and she was either almost or the best sex I've had just because of the fact she was intergetic and up for anything... but then again, that's the only one I've been with and it might have just been that girl.
 

elvis aint dead yet

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I have to agree with PRL on this one.

She obviously isn't a "Church Girl." Maybe her parents are, mayber her family is and she might be dragged along, but she by all means is not what they call a "church" girl.

Maybe thats something she tells this guy and tells others because she doesn't want to be known as a "SLUT" in her town.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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