"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Chuck Norris...

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Chuck Norris doesnt need to number close,
He just returns home, calls a random number and that ***** better pick up!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Lesbians are women who haven't met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is not afraid of rejection, because rejection is afraid of Chuck Norris more.

You can't ****-block Chuck Norris and live to tell about it.

Kino made by Chuck Norris can end up with dislocated elbow.

Chuck Norris can tell whole stories with his body language.

If woman does not orgasm with Chuck Norris, it is because he accidentally killed her with his tongue.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait 3 days to call, he can wait 3 years.

When Chuck Norris dumps a girl, he dumps her over twelve different places.

Chuck Norris's eye contact is so severe, it is certified among other full contact sports.
 
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women have m.enstruation because chuck noris fu.cks every women on the planet once per month

chuck noris doesn't use pickup lines- he just says NOW

chuck noris lost his virginity before his father lost his

chuck noris's d.ick is registered as a lethal weapon
 
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