"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Chuck Norris...

Beyond_AFC

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Chuck Norris doesnt need to number close,
He just returns home, calls a random number and that ***** better pick up!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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DanelMadr

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Lesbians are women who haven't met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is not afraid of rejection, because rejection is afraid of Chuck Norris more.

You can't ****-block Chuck Norris and live to tell about it.

Kino made by Chuck Norris can end up with dislocated elbow.

Chuck Norris can tell whole stories with his body language.

If woman does not orgasm with Chuck Norris, it is because he accidentally killed her with his tongue.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait 3 days to call, he can wait 3 years.

When Chuck Norris dumps a girl, he dumps her over twelve different places.

Chuck Norris's eye contact is so severe, it is certified among other full contact sports.
 

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women have m.enstruation because chuck noris fu.cks every women on the planet once per month

chuck noris doesn't use pickup lines- he just says NOW

chuck noris lost his virginity before his father lost his

chuck noris's d.ick is registered as a lethal weapon
 
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