"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Chuck Norris...

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Chuck Norris doesnt need to number close,
He just returns home, calls a random number and that ***** better pick up!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Lesbians are women who haven't met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is not afraid of rejection, because rejection is afraid of Chuck Norris more.

You can't ****-block Chuck Norris and live to tell about it.

Kino made by Chuck Norris can end up with dislocated elbow.

Chuck Norris can tell whole stories with his body language.

If woman does not orgasm with Chuck Norris, it is because he accidentally killed her with his tongue.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait 3 days to call, he can wait 3 years.

When Chuck Norris dumps a girl, he dumps her over twelve different places.

Chuck Norris's eye contact is so severe, it is certified among other full contact sports.
 
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women have m.enstruation because chuck noris fu.cks every women on the planet once per month

chuck noris doesn't use pickup lines- he just says NOW

chuck noris lost his virginity before his father lost his

chuck noris's d.ick is registered as a lethal weapon
 
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