Chuck Norris...

[Beyond_AFC]

Chuck Norris doesnt need to number close,
He just returns home, calls a random number and that ***** better pick up!

 

[DanelMadr]

Lesbians are women who haven't met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is not afraid of rejection, because rejection is afraid of Chuck Norris more.

You can't ****-block Chuck Norris and live to tell about it.

Kino made by Chuck Norris can end up with dislocated elbow.

Chuck Norris can tell whole stories with his body language.

If woman does not orgasm with Chuck Norris, it is because he accidentally killed her with his tongue.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait 3 days to call, he can wait 3 years.

When Chuck Norris dumps a girl, he dumps her over twelve different places.

Chuck Norris's eye contact is so severe, it is certified among other full contact sports.

 

[serDUDE]

:rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
women have m.enstruation because chuck noris fu.cks every women on the planet once per month

chuck noris doesn't use pickup lines- he just says NOW

chuck noris lost his virginity before his father lost his

chuck noris's d.ick is registered as a lethal weapon

 

[r0cky]

How Chuck picks up girls: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wJa2L3nsuk