"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Christian girls,....I mean sluts!

PapiChulo

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A funny experience/experiment I just had :

a friend of mine picked up a real christian girl, 18 probably a virgin, but because of how much of a chump he is he failed to bang her during their first date when she was actually at his place. (Yes, I could not believe that myself). So after a week he ended up being friend-zoned and not getting any from her for sure. She was trying to pusy-whip him at some point when I intertwined and told him to man up. We were drunk and he ended up being over the top sexual with her and finished by calling her a "wh0re", and some extra downright disgusting talk. At this point she disappears for awhile, while he ignores her (per my instruction), and comes back right at him, again as if she wants to get f*cked. They end up fighting again, she is called a "slut" at the end. Yet another week passes by and she chats him up on facebook suddenly. Same thing, he booty-calls her, almost pushes her to come over and get it over with. She suggests that it's too late and that "he should have gone for it during the first date". (ha ha). At this moment he ruins it by asking her if I (myself) could double-team her with him, and then pee on her face.(I would do it- don't ask). Well, she deletes him from facebook. I tell him to text her that she should apologize to him for disrespecting him so much.

And yes, I think she will be back after all this abuse. ;)
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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HolyG

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thank you for telling me NOT what to be like when i'm 25
 

joe henny

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i love it lol
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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It seems to me that your buddy is a bit of a brat and has some serious growing up to do. There's nothing suave about calling a girl a slut like a stroppy child because he couldn't get her into bed. If she's smart, she'll realise he's exactly that and will ignore his text.
 

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You never make a girl feel slvtty if you want to get anywhere with her sexually. He could of transformed her anger into raw attraction if handled correctly. Their first date was not his only opportunity, he had plenty. The girl probably thinks you're both a joke now. I don't think she'll be coming back.

-Scars
 

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Oh, growing up-that's for sure- he is only 21, he screws up and asks me on how to fix it.

I guess he did not care whether he gets it or not, hence he is in a relationship, and spinning at least 3 different plates as of now. All this is fueled by liquor, and there you have it. Apart from that, she is crazy in her own way, only worth bang and dump. We are guilty of having some fun with her for sure.


There is a lot to learn about the women in there, not so much about our immature behavior.
 

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I got a good laugh outta that
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Going to a church doesn't mean your Christian.


And by the way, what if the girl was Islamic or a Jew would you label all girls who are Islam or Jews sluts?

Would you rename your thread.

Islamic girls,....I mean sluts!


Or would you think again since it might offend someone.
 

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No my friend, I am in "liberal Canada", where we are allowed to attack Christianity and the white man's way of life only, Islam and Judaism are a "no-no". If you wanna build a mosque or a synagogue, or a Sikh temple, you are very much welcome to do so. If you want to build a church - they won't let you!
 
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