"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Christian girls,....I mean sluts!

PapiChulo

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A funny experience/experiment I just had :

a friend of mine picked up a real christian girl, 18 probably a virgin, but because of how much of a chump he is he failed to bang her during their first date when she was actually at his place. (Yes, I could not believe that myself). So after a week he ended up being friend-zoned and not getting any from her for sure. She was trying to pusy-whip him at some point when I intertwined and told him to man up. We were drunk and he ended up being over the top sexual with her and finished by calling her a "wh0re", and some extra downright disgusting talk. At this point she disappears for awhile, while he ignores her (per my instruction), and comes back right at him, again as if she wants to get f*cked. They end up fighting again, she is called a "slut" at the end. Yet another week passes by and she chats him up on facebook suddenly. Same thing, he booty-calls her, almost pushes her to come over and get it over with. She suggests that it's too late and that "he should have gone for it during the first date". (ha ha). At this moment he ruins it by asking her if I (myself) could double-team her with him, and then pee on her face.(I would do it- don't ask). Well, she deletes him from facebook. I tell him to text her that she should apologize to him for disrespecting him so much.

And yes, I think she will be back after all this abuse. ;)
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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HolyG

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thank you for telling me NOT what to be like when i'm 25
 

joe henny

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i love it lol
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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It seems to me that your buddy is a bit of a brat and has some serious growing up to do. There's nothing suave about calling a girl a slut like a stroppy child because he couldn't get her into bed. If she's smart, she'll realise he's exactly that and will ignore his text.
 

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You never make a girl feel slvtty if you want to get anywhere with her sexually. He could of transformed her anger into raw attraction if handled correctly. Their first date was not his only opportunity, he had plenty. The girl probably thinks you're both a joke now. I don't think she'll be coming back.

-Scars
 

PapiChulo

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Oh, growing up-that's for sure- he is only 21, he screws up and asks me on how to fix it.

I guess he did not care whether he gets it or not, hence he is in a relationship, and spinning at least 3 different plates as of now. All this is fueled by liquor, and there you have it. Apart from that, she is crazy in her own way, only worth bang and dump. We are guilty of having some fun with her for sure.


There is a lot to learn about the women in there, not so much about our immature behavior.
 

cablecow15

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I got a good laugh outta that
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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EA Gold

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Going to a church doesn't mean your Christian.


And by the way, what if the girl was Islamic or a Jew would you label all girls who are Islam or Jews sluts?

Would you rename your thread.

Islamic girls,....I mean sluts!


Or would you think again since it might offend someone.
 

PapiChulo

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No my friend, I am in "liberal Canada", where we are allowed to attack Christianity and the white man's way of life only, Islam and Judaism are a "no-no". If you wanna build a mosque or a synagogue, or a Sikh temple, you are very much welcome to do so. If you want to build a church - they won't let you!
 
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