"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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The Sperminator
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Last Man Standing
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WOW! Just WOW! That is all.The Sperminator said:
ready123
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DAYAM!!!The Sperminator said:
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p96/FloridaMaxx/22222222222222.jpg
Randallpink83
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this happened to me JUST last week. I was meeting this girl from myspace (asian mmm yeah!) ..and when I almost got to our meeting spot she texted and said she was fat and I was like what?.... and she was a chunkster, totally blew my mind. suck. I bailed after being there a half our lol.
I have had mostly success. However, you gotta have your guard up.
I specifically state in my profile that I do not want to talk to fat girls. That keeps them away.
And I do not agree to meet with anyone unless they have a full body picture they can show me. This picture also has to be recent.
Of course, girls can lie, and they have. It has happened to me. In that case I just tell them that they were misleading right off the bat and I leave. No sense in wasting your time on a Hindenberg disaster.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
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Pics are about halfway down the first page.
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=132824
http://sandiego.craigslist.org/w4m/489783667.html
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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Her butt was so big she could barely fit through the door of the restaurant.
On her profile she was "curvy". That was the understatement of the century.
This is golden advice.Blackmm said:
Athletic and Average are relative terms. Slim/Slender is a concrete term.
When I use myspace I don't search for ONLY the slim/slender users. However, if I find an Average/Athletic profile with suspect pictures, I move on.
I always remember that this qualifies as 'Athletic'Luveno said:
http://apse.dallasnews.com/contest/2004/writing/dailyart/40-100_features_hr5.jpg
Don't you just want to jump her bones?
Even the Slim/Slender options are starting to yield chicks who don't belong there. Just because some Pigzilla chick slims down from 450lbs to a svelte 205lbs, she feels obligated to check the slim girl box.
Randallpink83
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haha, finally an explanation of the madnessBlackmm said:
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Plus Pigzillas are everywhere especially this certain state in America of which I have forgotten the name of, now I know all the Americans will be screwing at me but notice how I said "certain state" implying that most girls are okay...
Damn I feel high-ish, I mean I don't do drugs, just I'm super relaxed sorry if this is like the oddest post ever made on SoSuave although I'm sure there has been worse.
Well let's just say, back on topic now
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.