"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Chics Fat Pictures Just O Fher Face

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HEY ANYONE REMEMBER THAT LINK where the chic posted a pic of her face...but the larger body picture and she was really obese
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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That happens a lot. Just check out girls myspace pages. If she only shows her face, odds are she's fat.
 

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No This Chic Was Really Huge It Was A Link, A Deception Where It Showed Her Face Closeup Then The Real Picture Of How Her Body Was Unproporionate To Her Face.

Someone Knows That Link
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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haha those are awesome!!!!

this happened to me JUST last week. I was meeting this girl from myspace (asian mmm yeah!) ..and when I almost got to our meeting spot she texted and said she was fat and I was like what?.... and she was a chunkster, totally blew my mind. suck. I bailed after being there a half our lol.
 

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I use the internet for dating frequently.

I have had mostly success. However, you gotta have your guard up.

I specifically state in my profile that I do not want to talk to fat girls. That keeps them away.

And I do not agree to meet with anyone unless they have a full body picture they can show me. This picture also has to be recent.

Of course, girls can lie, and they have. It has happened to me. In that case I just tell them that they were misleading right off the bat and I leave. No sense in wasting your time on a Hindenberg disaster.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Always be sure to only check the Slim/Slender box too. The Average and Athletic option tend to yield a lot of fat chicks.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I met a girl off match recently who looked decent in her pic. Ofcourse it was a head and shoulders shot.


Her butt was so big she could barely fit through the door of the restaurant.

On her profile she was "curvy". That was the understatement of the century.
 

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Blackmm said:
Always be sure to only check the Slim/Slender box too. The Average and Athletic option tend to yield a lot of fat chicks.
This is golden advice.

Athletic and Average are relative terms. Slim/Slender is a concrete term.

When I use myspace I don't search for ONLY the slim/slender users. However, if I find an Average/Athletic profile with suspect pictures, I move on.
 

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Luveno said:
This is golden advice.

Athletic and Average are relative terms. Slim/Slender is a concrete term.

When I use myspace I don't search for ONLY the slim/slender users. However, if I find an Average/Athletic profile with suspect pictures, I move on.
I always remember that this qualifies as 'Athletic'
http://apse.dallasnews.com/contest/2004/writing/dailyart/40-100_features_hr5.jpg
Don't you just want to jump her bones?

Even the Slim/Slender options are starting to yield chicks who don't belong there. Just because some Pigzilla chick slims down from 450lbs to a svelte 205lbs, she feels obligated to check the slim girl box.
 

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I like madness it makes me feel normal.

Plus Pigzillas are everywhere especially this certain state in America of which I have forgotten the name of, now I know all the Americans will be screwing at me but notice how I said "certain state" implying that most girls are okay...

Damn I feel high-ish, I mean I don't do drugs, just I'm super relaxed sorry if this is like the oddest post ever made on SoSuave although I'm sure there has been worse.

Well let's just say, back on topic now
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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