"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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HEY ANYONE REMEMBER THAT LINK where the chic posted a pic of her face...but the larger body picture and she was really obese
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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That happens a lot. Just check out girls myspace pages. If she only shows her face, odds are she's fat.
 
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No This Chic Was Really Huge It Was A Link, A Deception Where It Showed Her Face Closeup Then The Real Picture Of How Her Body Was Unproporionate To Her Face.

Someone Knows That Link
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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haha those are awesome!!!!

this happened to me JUST last week. I was meeting this girl from myspace (asian mmm yeah!) ..and when I almost got to our meeting spot she texted and said she was fat and I was like what?.... and she was a chunkster, totally blew my mind. suck. I bailed after being there a half our lol.
 
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I use the internet for dating frequently.

I have had mostly success. However, you gotta have your guard up.

I specifically state in my profile that I do not want to talk to fat girls. That keeps them away.

And I do not agree to meet with anyone unless they have a full body picture they can show me. This picture also has to be recent.

Of course, girls can lie, and they have. It has happened to me. In that case I just tell them that they were misleading right off the bat and I leave. No sense in wasting your time on a Hindenberg disaster.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Always be sure to only check the Slim/Slender box too. The Average and Athletic option tend to yield a lot of fat chicks.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I met a girl off match recently who looked decent in her pic. Ofcourse it was a head and shoulders shot.


Her butt was so big she could barely fit through the door of the restaurant.

On her profile she was "curvy". That was the understatement of the century.
 
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Blackmm said:
Always be sure to only check the Slim/Slender box too. The Average and Athletic option tend to yield a lot of fat chicks.
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This is golden advice.

Athletic and Average are relative terms. Slim/Slender is a concrete term.

When I use myspace I don't search for ONLY the slim/slender users. However, if I find an Average/Athletic profile with suspect pictures, I move on.
 
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Luveno said:
This is golden advice.

Athletic and Average are relative terms. Slim/Slender is a concrete term.

When I use myspace I don't search for ONLY the slim/slender users. However, if I find an Average/Athletic profile with suspect pictures, I move on.
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I always remember that this qualifies as 'Athletic'
http://apse.dallasnews.com/contest/2004/writing/dailyart/40-100_features_hr5.jpg
Don't you just want to jump her bones?

Even the Slim/Slender options are starting to yield chicks who don't belong there. Just because some Pigzilla chick slims down from 450lbs to a svelte 205lbs, she feels obligated to check the slim girl box.
 
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I like madness it makes me feel normal.

Plus Pigzillas are everywhere especially this certain state in America of which I have forgotten the name of, now I know all the Americans will be screwing at me but notice how I said "certain state" implying that most girls are okay...

Damn I feel high-ish, I mean I don't do drugs, just I'm super relaxed sorry if this is like the oddest post ever made on SoSuave although I'm sure there has been worse.

Well let's just say, back on topic now
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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