"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Chick wants me in a 3-some. Yes or no?

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Alright. Here I am again, with another dilemma.

This girl wants to **** me, but she wants me to **** her in 3 some. And I don't know wether to do it or not. She said "A 3 some with one in me and me giving the other guy head. And you guys rotate." And I said no, but she said I'm always welcome to join her. I mean I dont even know the other dude, and come on. If it was me and one of my good friends, I'd totally be down. But me and another guy I dont even know, it's just weird.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I wouldn't do it, it sounds like you would be degrading yourself for some easy sex.
 
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Sick! I would never have another d!ck in shooting distance of me. Think about it man he could bust in your eye. In fact I don't want another d!ck anywhere near me.
 
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Francisco d'Anconia

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Slim Shady607 said:
Alright. Here I am again, with another dilemma....
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What's the dilemma? Are you or are you not gay?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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i tag teamed a girl before
its not that bad, its not like u touching his ****, stop being so incesure,
do u not change in the MEN changeroom at the gym? guys walk around naked.

its one thing to see ****s as normal part of the human, and its a totally different thing to be interested in a **** and get turned on by it.

i understand if u dont wanna do it with some random guy, its better if its ur buddy, like snoop said.
"aint no fun if the homies cant have none"
 
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Running the train on a girl is completely weird.
No quality girl would ask for that, but a slut would.
 
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don't do that i say only have a 3 some if its u and 2 girls thats the right way
 
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I'd have a threesome with 2 girls, or me and another guy on one girl... but I'd rather know the guy.

I say do it anyways, for bragging rights!
 
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Francisco d'Anconia said:
What's the dilemma? Are you or are you not gay?
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Wait a sec, my mistake. I thought she said that you'd be giving the other guy head... :eek: Even though it's not the case, it's still not my style. I'm a one man show... :rockon:
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Slim Shady607 said:
Alright. Here I am again, with another dilemma.

This girl wants to **** me, but she wants me to **** her in 3 some. And I don't know wether to do it or not. She said "A 3 some with one in me and me giving the other guy head. And you guys rotate." And I said no, but she said I'm always welcome to join her. I mean I dont even know the other dude, and come on. If it was me and one of my good friends, I'd totally be down. But me and another guy I dont even know, it's just weird.
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I got excited when I first read the title to the thread. I thought threesome always meant "girl, girl, guy". Anything else would be uncivilized and disgusting.
 
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Slim Shady607 said:
Alright. Here I am again, with another dilemma.

This girl wants to **** me, but she wants me to **** her in 3 some. And I don't know wether to do it or not. She said "A 3 some with one in me and me giving the other guy head. And you guys rotate." And I said no, but she said I'm always welcome to join her. I mean I dont even know the other dude, and come on. If it was me and one of my good friends, I'd totally be down. But me and another guy I dont even know, it's just weird.
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She wants you to suck another guys d!ck!!?? Is this b!tch trippin!!! I hope you are saying NO. I've had a three way once with some guy I didn't know. It was at a party and I was drunk. Only thing I was focusing on was the girl we were fvcking. It's up to you whether you feel comfortable doing it.

P.S. WEAR A CONDOM!
 
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I.A.F.Y.B. said:
She wants you to suck another guys d!ck!!?? Is this b!tch trippin!!! I hope you are saying NO. I've had a three way once with some guy I didn't know. It was at a party and I was drunk. Only thing I was focusing on was the girl we were fvcking. It's up to you whether you feel comfortable doing it.

P.S. WEAR A CONDOM!
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Oh wow I thought he meant that she would suck off one guy while the other guy fvcked her.

My bad. But no man don't put another mans equipment near any of your orafices.
 
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I.A.F.Y.B. said:
She wants you to suck another guys d!ck!!?? Is this b!tch trippin!!! I hope you are saying NO. I've had a three way once with some guy I didn't know. It was at a party and I was drunk. Only thing I was focusing on was the girl we were fvcking. It's up to you whether you feel comfortable doing it.

P.S. WEAR A CONDOM!
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I read that too but she said that she wanted "A 3 some with one in me (her) and me (her) giving the other guy head. And you guys rotate." If it was really the other way it could have been her giving one guy head and one in him. :eek: Uhhhggg, I can't believe I said that....

Hey, if we can't get it straight, I wouldn't advice going through with anything that includes more than one monkeystick in the room....
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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It aint gay cos your fvcking a chick dude.

I wouldn't do it though. Stranger, weird. Friend, weird. Masssive slut, STDs. No thanks. If you want to then go for it but it really sounds like you don't man.
 
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My Name is Nobody said:
Sick! I would never have another d!ck in shooting distance of me. Think about it man he could bust in your eye. In fact I don't want another d!ck anywhere near me.
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3some with 2 girls is great...but with a girl & another guuy? thats just nasty.

Francisco d'Anconia said:
If it was really the other way it could have been her giving one guy head and one in him. :eek: Uhhhggg, I can't believe I said that....
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LOL
 
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Mate what can you get out of this situation? You are not going to look back on it and feel good, it's not going to give you any confidence, if your mates find out about it you will be harrassed about it (not that it matters) and there's nothing you can really get out of this but getting a quick fix with a random guy right there. Yuky.
 
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I GOT IT!!!!

Tell her that you'd do it if it were with another woman doing her with a strap on!

Hey come on, I'm grasping at straws here....
 
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Francisco d'Anconia said:
I GOT IT!!!!

Tell her that you'd do it if it were with another woman doing her with a strap on!

Hey come on, I'm grasping at straws here....
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Just don't get the short straw... Yeah, ask her for a 3-way with another girl.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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