"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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ok i was in class the other day and we are studying some chaucer bullshvt about how when a man submits to a woman somethin or other happens- irrelevant- anyway getting into his lecture our teacher asks us What do women want- since chaucers theme is kinda about how women want men to cater to there needs- ok so anyway when he asks what we think women want, i replied with this -----"Women want to be secure. They desire to be safe and with a man who will bring them security with money and a stable relationship. Women want things that will make them happy, they want a prince charming to constantly compliment them and tell them they are beautiful. They want a guy who will surprise them and be spontaneous. They want a guy that everyone will like. --- ok so i said that, and some girls started awwing and stuff- is it afc to say something like that, im not saying i do it, i was just sayin what they want--- GOOD OR BAD MOVE?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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lol they see you ass their gay classmate now
 

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haha no they dont cause i go to a small school and im one of the cool popular kids so for them to hear me say that caught them by surprise ithink
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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You had better not be a fashionable dresser.
 
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