"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Check my body language

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I-am-someone

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  • Your head is leaning forward too much.
  • Straighten your back.
  • You look like a skinny bastard, so start working out.
  • Take your hands out of your pockets.
  • Go buy some lighter coloured clothes, all black doesn't exactly make you stand out.
  • Your face looks submissive, yet aggressive. Try looking a bit happier, with a smile.
  • The walk is pretty decent, although it doesn't look like this is the way you walk normally.
  • Get a suntan if you can, it may be the lighting but you look quite pale.
 

Jippii

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Best way to fix everything is by starting to workout and eating alot. The testosterone will take care of it...

I guess I was about your weight a year ago and I've since added 15+ kgs of muscle... Totally different person now and the body language is definitely different now (no trying to be alpha like back then and in your video).

Anyway good effort on putting the video up there, definitely on your way to improvement.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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skinnydart

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Can you make a .zip file for us?

P.S. Only computer nerds use that program anyway.
 

Gap

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yes i will make zip after i come from school now i have to go ;)

i will make another movie with bl, but it`s hard to walk with the both hands out of my pockets i really can`t :( i am used to go with them in my pockets
 

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Ok, I made a .ZIP out of the .ace file that Gap posted.
Here it is :D
The download might be a bit slow... because the server is in Spain.. but its a moderate speed.
Well got to go.
 

tapout632

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LMAO!!! Good lord...


For one, Take your hands out of the pockets!

You look like some goth in that oufit.

How much do you weigh? Because you do look pretty boney....
 

Gap

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thats me, i have a strange methabolism but i am not complexed... i still **** ;)

i will make a new body language movie all the day i walked with hands off pockets and with a heavy bag in my back to stay straight.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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skinnydart

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Wow, 1.2 Kbps / second! You should really concider upgrading your webserver to a dialup server that's in the US.

And for some reason the way you're walking doesn't seem natural, it just looks wierd.
 

skeeloo

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Originally posted by Scrumtulescence
You look like some highschool goth kid in that video. Stop wearing all black and trying to walk like James Dean.
lol exactly what i had in mind.(kinda like a compliment dont you think)


The only problem i see with your movement is the hands in your pocket, just add a lil weight and thats it i think.
 

Lifeforce

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Originally posted by Jippii
Best way to fix everything is by starting to workout and eating alot. The testosterone will take care of it...

I guess I was about your weight a year ago and I've since added 15+ kgs of muscle... Totally different person now and the body language is definitely different now (no trying to be alpha like back then and in your video).

Anyway good effort on putting the video up there, definitely on your way to improvement.
I second that!

I'd check this link out http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=18040
 

S0LID

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Dude you look like sherman off american pie!

Sherman wtf are you doing here???

Dude IMO you def need to bulk.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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You walk like zoolander IMO. Stick your thumbs in your pocket/belt loop and let your hands hang and point at your d1ck.
 

TyTe`EyEs

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Originally posted by skinnydart
Can you make a .zip file for us?

P.S. Only computer nerds use that program anyway.

You have obviously never used mirc.
 
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