"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Chappelles words to live by

DjMystery

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First off this is all quotes from The Dave Chappelle show. I believe that he is a Natural Don and these quotes some-up the DJ mind set I believe.


"Yeeaahhh!"
"Im rich, B*tch"
"Some, Big Ass Titties"
"Hit this mothaf*cka G"
"Aww Skeet Skeet skeet skeet!!"
"Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Smoke weed everyday"
"Im one of the baddest mothaf*ckers of all time"
"Fear was never a factor Joe Rogan, I want some crack"
"Sorry for the inconvenience I was caught up with some, Punani"
"Wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties 4 thumbs down"
"MMMM-MMM B*TCH, It i'll get you drunk, you'll be f*cking fat B*tches in no time"

For all you who dont no what Dave Chappelle its ok. Those of you who still dont get what being a Don is all about its simple, live each day, those quotes are just fun just like how life should be. So....

"Enjoy yourself, Its a Celebration, B*TCH"

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"If she doesn't give you head, then she doesn't love you"
(dont know who wrote that but damn its true)
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Vincent

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"Make irrelevent posts about tired shows"

Oh wait, he never said that, but he should....

Moved to anything else --->

Wait not yet ;)
 
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