"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Chappelles words to live by

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First off this is all quotes from The Dave Chappelle show. I believe that he is a Natural Don and these quotes some-up the DJ mind set I believe.


"Yeeaahhh!"
"Im rich, B*tch"
"Some, Big Ass Titties"
"Hit this mothaf*cka G"
"Aww Skeet Skeet skeet skeet!!"
"Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Smoke weed everyday"
"Im one of the baddest mothaf*ckers of all time"
"Fear was never a factor Joe Rogan, I want some crack"
"Sorry for the inconvenience I was caught up with some, Punani"
"Wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties 4 thumbs down"
"MMMM-MMM B*TCH, It i'll get you drunk, you'll be f*cking fat B*tches in no time"

For all you who dont no what Dave Chappelle its ok. Those of you who still dont get what being a Don is all about its simple, live each day, those quotes are just fun just like how life should be. So....

"Enjoy yourself, Its a Celebration, B*TCH"

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"If she doesn't give you head, then she doesn't love you"
(dont know who wrote that but damn its true)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Vincent

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"Make irrelevent posts about tired shows"

Oh wait, he never said that, but he should....

Moved to anything else --->

Wait not yet ;)
 
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