"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but i have a new lease of life at the moment, my confidence is in orbit!.

I've been far too long on the sidelines and now i'm on a constant high by just being completly random and risky!.

So PLEASE give me a challenge :)

Maybe everyone else can join in for it's saturday night!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Don't be too risky though. Always use protection. :)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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go kill a one legged hooker with her own prosthetic leg

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That's some hot sh#t, I just might try it this weekend
write a LR afterwards

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Ok i've choked in the last few weeks, i think it's because the guy's i hang around with are VERY VERY VERY nerdy and they're worse than AFC.

So sometimes that does put me off what i'm out to do sometimes,

Ok that and the fact drink effected me abit.

Enough of the ***** excuses, i'll make up for it tonight :)
 

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Demonicale said:
Ok i've choked in the last few weeks, i think it's because the guy's i hang around with are VERY VERY VERY nerdy and they're worse than AFC.

So sometimes that does put me off what i'm out to do sometimes,

Ok that and the fact drink effected me abit.

Enough of the ***** excuses, i'll make up for it tonight :)
Yeah I get what you mean. My friends are quite nerdy too. They sort of drift into LTRs out of convenience/social circle game. Just plain luck IMO.

As for a challenge, I say try to get a free lap dance! Or try to make out with the hottest bartender the same night you meet her.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Black.Magic said:
Yeah I get what you mean. My friends are quite nerdy too. They sort of drift into LTRs out of convenience/social circle game. Just plain luck IMO.

As for a challenge, I say try to get a free lap dance! Or try to make out with the hottest bartender the same night you meet her.

Back after a break, well i've not had a lap dance from a girl, although i've pulled 2 barmaids and took them back on the same nights :)
 
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