Sasha
Don Juan
HAHA, gotta love it :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
CF Material
- Thread starter Duke
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
Good stuff right here. Thought I'd add another one just for the hell of it. One of my favorites is going to a horror movie with my buddies and sitting behind a bunch of hott chicks with my friends. Before the movie starts...
you: (say loudly to your buddies) 5 bucks on the cute blonde in front of me.
her: usually turns around and gives you a puzzled look
you: 5 bucks says you'll be the first to scream
her: usually says something like you're gonna lose your money or I don't get scared.
you: we'll see
then during the first tense moment, lean forward and grab her shoulder or neck and go raaarwwwrr! 9 times out of 10 she'll at least jump. Then you just say, "hey, I had to win the bet! Sorry, I'll buy you a coke or something."
guys, its magic.
you: (say loudly to your buddies) 5 bucks on the cute blonde in front of me.
her: usually turns around and gives you a puzzled look
you: 5 bucks says you'll be the first to scream
her: usually says something like you're gonna lose your money or I don't get scared.
you: we'll see
then during the first tense moment, lean forward and grab her shoulder or neck and go raaarwwwrr! 9 times out of 10 she'll at least jump. Then you just say, "hey, I had to win the bet! Sorry, I'll buy you a coke or something."
guys, its magic.
bballkilla
Don Juan
- Joined
- Jun 3, 2006
- Messages
- 32
- Reaction score
- 1
bump this stuff is awesome
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
