"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Sasha

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Dr.J: Yeah, i have to drink (alcohol) when im around you. (I like this because
shes thinking that i have to have beer goggles on in order for me to talk to
her. so its kind of a neg at first)
HB: REALLY!?
Dr.J: Yeah, you make me nervous. (By saying this she thinks that im in love
with her)
HB: Really?? You get nervous around me??
Dr.J: Yeah.
HB: whys that?
Dr.J: Because im constantly afraid of you trying to jump my bones.
HAHA, gotta love it :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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SamePendo

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Am I the only one who loved this collection?
 

ValleyDJing

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Good stuff right here. Thought I'd add another one just for the hell of it. One of my favorites is going to a horror movie with my buddies and sitting behind a bunch of hott chicks with my friends. Before the movie starts...

you: (say loudly to your buddies) 5 bucks on the cute blonde in front of me.
her: usually turns around and gives you a puzzled look
you: 5 bucks says you'll be the first to scream
her: usually says something like you're gonna lose your money or I don't get scared.
you: we'll see

then during the first tense moment, lean forward and grab her shoulder or neck and go raaarwwwrr! 9 times out of 10 she'll at least jump. Then you just say, "hey, I had to win the bet! Sorry, I'll buy you a coke or something."

guys, its magic.
 

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Nice collection! Gold...
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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amoka

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Fabulous collection... all thanks to Duke.
 
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