"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Cells phone calls around plates

georgie24

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guys

when your spending time with a plate do you answer your cell phone when another plate is calling?

Do you look at your phone and silence it? have all calls go straight to VM while your with her? do you pick up the call?

Beta phaggot influenced with very little social skills i cant figure wich one is appropriate while with plates:confused:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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pdx1138

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Turn the ringer off and give her the respect she might earn.

expect the same from her.
 

Iceberg

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How much of a beta phaggot can you be if you have so many plates calling you during dates with other plates?

georgie24, why are you lying to us? I thought we were friends.
 

Zarky

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That's the beauty of texting. I text with multiple chicks while I'm sitting on the couch watching TV or hanging out in the hot tub with them.

They always say "Can't you put your phone down?" and I say "It's for work, honey."

Be sure to have your phone auto-lock when you're at their place though. They WILL go through it eventually. Has happened to me twice (that I know about).
 

Greasy Pig

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I don't answer the phone nor reply to texts when I'm with a plate. And I expect her to do the same but I don't make a huge deal of it unless she's on it too much.

But I do leave the ringer on so she can hear whenever I get a text.
I've had girls say shyt like: "You're Mr Popular!"
I think that might help generate some competition anxiety.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Harry Wilmington

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I leave my phone off. If you're with plate #1 and plates 2 through 5 are calling you, and you let it go to voice mail, they'll wonder what you're up to or why you're not picking up your phone. Amazingly, I find this only makes them want to be with you more (especially if you don't tell them why you had your phone off - it drives them crazy, but in a good way :))
 

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I dont reply to anything when Im with a woman because It's nice to make them wait every now and then , ill get to them when I can , but it also put's it into perspective whe nthey wont answer your texts or calls , think about what situation you would have to be in to ignore a text or call from a girl you were gaming
 

PrettyBoyAJ

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You got to have some sort of mutual respect. Turn your cell phone on silent!

For me it is tricky because I have 2 girlfriends if I don't pick up they are always trying to act suspicious in stuff. But anyway give the girl some sort of respect. Put your phone down and vibe with her.
 
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