cell phone opener

[comic_relief]

I have used this on many people to start a conversation and it does work on hot chicks as well. I just go ask for a cell phone. I don't have one so whenever I need to call someone when I'm on the road I ask if I can make a quick call. Usually I'm behind schedule for whatever the reason.

I have had maximum success. Just make sure you make a call telling someone soemthing important or ask for directions on where your supposed to meet.

It worked for me everytime.

comic_relief

 

[Boner da Stoner]

nice opener, from a KBJ perspective this could go in many different directions... and you have control of the situation

lol I could even imagine getting them to chase me fr their phone for fun

god damn I LOVE being an annoying prick

 

[wheelin&dealin]

You should just walk up to a chick with your cell phone and tell her to punch in her number.

 

[comic_relief]

Originally posted by wheelin&dealin
You should just walk up to a chick with your cell phone and tell her to punch in her number.

point, I don't have a cell phone

this is field tested guys .

enjoy

comic_relief

 

[wheelin&dealin]

Ok, ok,... How bout this deviation...

You borrow her cell phone and punch in your number. Then you hand it to her and say "Call this number in a few days and ask for me. I might take you out... I might not.." *While keeping a straight face*

 

[comic_relief]

Originally posted by wheelin&dealin
Ok, ok,... How bout this deviation...

You borrow her cell phone and punch in your number. Then you hand it to her and say "Call this number in a few days and ask for me. I might take you out... I might not.." *While keeping a straight face*

haven't field tested that one but I know that borrowing the cell phone breaks the ice very easily.

I've made friends with people this way very easily. It's just like asking someone for a light for a cigerette or something.

It's not like anyone will resist letting you use their phone unless they are d!ckheads. They want to appear to be good people.

Comic_Relief

 

[Goku]

hmm, i don't know if this will work if you are a total stranger and/or without a sincere face. cause i know when i walk pass people, and they ask me to borrow my cell phone, i decline, because they either look dangerous or i dont trust them enough. they might walk away with my cell phone and i dont need that

but it works for you, so i will keep this opener in mind.

edit: after thinking about it; most of the time when ppl want to use my cell phone, its in middle of downtown, but i can see that opener suceeding in other places like on school campus

 

[MightyMate]

I got a better idea.
You say You have to call somebody, chick give You the phone, and You call for 1 secoond in front of her. Of course You call to Yourself. And say - 'hey i had to get Your phone and didnt have better idea to do so. Aint You mad?' Lol. Author of this thread could test it for me

 

[Boner da Stoner]

or the troll who should get back under the bridge should

 

[MightyMate]

Originally posted by The_Shezzler
How about

1. No

2. Test it yourself and see what happens lol

Keep the good ideas coming.

Oh and check out - www.learnbettergrammar.com

Sarge On...

I wont test it, because for me thins phone thing is silly. But i think my idea is better than the one gave in topic anyways. LOL

 

[Sophomakhos]

This is a good approach, undoubtedly. Just make sure you have a vague game plan in mind for what you're going to do after you borrow the girl's phone. Punching in your number sounds intriguing... Might try it out. But this is one of those things that could depend a lot on the personality of the girl (ie. luck), whom you obviously don't know. If you have the bad luck to pick a *****y girl, you might end up regretting it.

 

[comic_relief]

Originally posted by MightyMate
Author of this thread could test it for me

ummm... no. I'm in a relationship now. No need for me to Sarge right now.

Trust me, I've used this yesterday down in Philly at different locations.

I have used this before and it helped me out a lot. I got a couple girls numbers from this as well from girls as well.

comic_relief

 

[SamePendo]

Originally posted by wheelin&dealin
Ok, ok,... How bout this deviation...

You borrow her cell phone and punch in your number. Then you hand it to her and say "Call this number in a few days and ask for me. I might take you out... I might not.." *While keeping a straight face*

How about this deviation of your deviation?

You borrow her cell phone. Call a fake number, or a number you know that won't answer. Do some quick connection with her while your on the phone waiting for them to pick up, and redialing. I dunno, fluff talk, make her laugh, c&f.. quickly, and then, say "hey, thanks, they didn't answer those bastards! Here is my number though, call me"

Not field tested, I'll try it and tell you guys about it.

 

[donovan]

the phone opener is gold. Another good approach is what the other guy said about, simply saying, "Can I have a look at your phone?"

they say... "sure.."

you type in your number, and dial it, then say, cool, i got your number, my names blah blah, ill give you a call next week for coffee.

gold.

but dont doubt it, otherwise if you feel insecure she will too, and start freaking out.

 

[wheelin&dealin]

Originally posted by donovan
the phone opener is gold. Another good approach is what the other guy said about, simply saying, "Can I have a look at your phone?"

they say... "sure.."

you type in your number, and dial it, then say, cool, i got your number, my names blah blah, ill give you a call next week for coffee.

gold.

That's funny. It's like stealing her number whether she likes it or not. It's the closest thing to phone number rape I've ever seen..

 

[wheelin&dealin]

Originally posted by SamePendo
How about this deviation of your deviation?

You borrow her cell phone. Call a fake number, or a number you know that won't answer. Do some quick connection with her while your on the phone waiting for them to pick up, and redialing. I dunno, fluff talk, make her laugh, c&f.. quickly, and then, say "hey, thanks, they didn't answer those bastards! Here is my number though, call me"

Not field tested, I'll try it and tell you guys about it.

When you're talking on her phone start talking about the weirdest stuff ever.. start off by talking about owls from the eastern parts of Asia then gradually pretend to get in a fight with the person on the other end of the phone. Start yelling into her phone... "I'm not gonna put my owls back in captivity!!! what kind of a sicko would do this to my precious feathered creatures..."

Then look at her with a straight face.