"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Caught Sarging

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dirtyvibe

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I was reading some funny stuff about guys getting caught sarging with canned openers, or just being caught. It's funny stuff. Share your stories here.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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*shrug*

"hey, you got a staring problem?"

*HAHAHAHA* "What are you looking at?"

"Up yours dinglenuts! Gimme a sec, gotta find a good one"

"Whatever! Let me see!"

"Aright hold up, here's a good one"

"Think of a number between one and five, this is the ESP numbers game, see if you can beat me. Are you thinking of the number?"

"Okay, yeah"

"three"

"haha I knew you were going to pick that, I picked 1, I saw this on ebaums world"

"okay scratch that than, how about this one, say orange 10 times fast, than pick a vegetable"

"it's not a carrot is it?"

"damnit!"

"Alright, I've got a story for you than, tell me if this isn't funny"

"blah blajh blah, little cool kid, blah blah blah, ridin on his bike, blah blah, gave us the finger!!!"

"lame, why are you even reading that"

"I dunno"

That's how they usually go, I've got to spice it up next time. Gonna chill at the library tomorrow and see if somebody notices.

Where are you reading your stories from?
 
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