"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Caught Sarging

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I was reading some funny stuff about guys getting caught sarging with canned openers, or just being caught. It's funny stuff. Share your stories here.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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"hey, you got a staring problem?"

*HAHAHAHA* "What are you looking at?"

"Up yours dinglenuts! Gimme a sec, gotta find a good one"

"Whatever! Let me see!"

"Aright hold up, here's a good one"

"Think of a number between one and five, this is the ESP numbers game, see if you can beat me. Are you thinking of the number?"

"Okay, yeah"

"three"

"haha I knew you were going to pick that, I picked 1, I saw this on ebaums world"

"okay scratch that than, how about this one, say orange 10 times fast, than pick a vegetable"

"it's not a carrot is it?"

"damnit!"

"Alright, I've got a story for you than, tell me if this isn't funny"

"blah blajh blah, little cool kid, blah blah blah, ridin on his bike, blah blah, gave us the finger!!!"

"lame, why are you even reading that"

"I dunno"

That's how they usually go, I've got to spice it up next time. Gonna chill at the library tomorrow and see if somebody notices.

Where are you reading your stories from?
 
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