Casanova's Guide to Humor

[BobbDobbs]

Brevity is the soul of wit.

So if you are going to recite long "jokes" you should probably spice it up by becoming the characters -- changes in accent, more drama, etc. But don't over act either, which can be off putting.

 

[JuanMoore]

I really like George Carlin's humor...

Some quotes from him.

- I never fvcked a ten, but one night, I fvcked five twos.

- You can’t argue with a good bl0wj0b.

- Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fvck.

 

[Randallpink83]

Unexpected doesn't necessarily mean funny. You putting a bullet in your head would also be unexpected, but only a few of us would find it hilarious.

hahaha nice