"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Casanova's Guide to Humor

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Brevity is the soul of wit.

So if you are going to recite long "jokes" you should probably spice it up by becoming the characters -- changes in accent, more drama, etc. But don't over act either, which can be off putting.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Coolbreeze43 said:
I really like George Carlin's humor...
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Some quotes from him.

- I never fvcked a ten, but one night, I fvcked five twos.

- You can’t argue with a good bl0wj0b.

- Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fvck.
 
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