"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Casanova's Guide to Humor

BobbDobbs

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Brevity is the soul of wit.

So if you are going to recite long "jokes" you should probably spice it up by becoming the characters -- changes in accent, more drama, etc. But don't over act either, which can be off putting.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Coolbreeze43 said:
I really like George Carlin's humor...
Some quotes from him.

- I never fvcked a ten, but one night, I fvcked five twos.

- You can’t argue with a good bl0wj0b.

- Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fvck.
 
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