Carousel-riding, wall-approaching harridan laments: Enough Already. Where The F*ck Do I Meet My Husband?

[MatureDJ]

Enough Already. Where The F*ck Do I Meet My Husband?

If this is you, we should talk.

shanisilver.medium.com

my opinion: Maybe she should start by stopping swearing like a sailor.

 

[dude99]

Enough Already. Where The F*ck Do I Meet My Husband?

If this is you, we should talk.

shanisilver.medium.com

my opinion: Maybe she should start by stopping swearing like a sailor.

This reminded me of this joke. This is a woman that found herself on the 6th floor. She probably met her husband 15 years ago but chose to friend zone him and ride the carousel instead. He moved on and married someone better and now she found herself on the 6th floor and wants to blame everything but herself


WOMEN...

A department store opened in New York City that sold men and a woman decides to visit it in search of a husband.
At the store’s entrance, there’s a sign outlining the department store policy.
The first rule states that you can only enter the store once. Never again.
There are six floors and on each floor you can choose a husband or elect to move on to the next floor.
You cannot go back once you have rejected a floor. You can only leave the building once you exhausted all floors.
The woman visits the first floor.
The sign reads:
· Men with jobs. Shrugs and she decides to see what is on the next floor.
She moves on to the second floor:
· Men with jobs that adore children. Sighs and thinks to herself there must be better.
She moves on the the third floor where the sign reads:
· Wealthy men that adore children and are very handsome.
She thinks to herself, "that's a very good deal" but believes there is still better yet. She moves on to the fourth floor:
· Wealthy men that adore children, are very handsome and help with the household chores.
She decides to move on as things are constantly improving: it can only get better right?
· Wealthy men that adore childern, are very handsome, help with the household chores and are very romantic.
The woman is in awe of the men here but can't resist moving on to the sixth floor. It will be better right?
There the sign reads:
· You are visitor number 31,456,012 on this floor.
· There are no men here.
· This floor exists as proof that it is impossible to please women.

 

[Zimbabwe]

Women are bombarded with lavish lifestyles shown on television and magazines that they seem to expect them as being normal. All women want the perfect man, the perfect career, the perfect combination of clothes, the perfect house, the perfect wedding, the perfect life. And if you ask them what they’ll do to achieve all that, they’ll give you a dumbfounded look. They’re women—they expect all of it to be delivered to them on a silver platter. They’re not supposed to make the effort.

 

[Mike32ct]

A guy with a similar rant would be told that “He isn’t entitled to anything.”

 

[Mike32ct]

my opinion: Maybe she should start by stopping swearing like a sailor.

Expletive-maxxing is legit in 1stQTR2022 lol.

 

[BillyPilgrim]

Author's last name: Silver.

 

[biggoal]

Author's last name: Silver.

Yea. Can't really post what I think of that but some of you will know what I mean.

Why doesn't she just make a billboard like that HB6 thot did in NYC?

 

[wifehunter]

These hoes can find orbiters, who will worship them, no problem.

But a husband? nah