MatureDJ
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Enough Already. Where The F*ck Do I Meet My Husband?
If this is you, we should talk.
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Carousel-riding, wall-approaching harridan laments: Enough Already. Where The F*ck Do I Meet My Husband?
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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
This reminded me of this joke. This is a woman that found herself on the 6th floor. She probably met her husband 15 years ago but chose to friend zone him and ride the carousel instead. He moved on and married someone better and now she found herself on the 6th floor and wants to blame everything but herselfmy opinion: Maybe she should start by stopping swearing like a sailor.Enough Already. Where The F*ck Do I Meet My Husband?
If this is you, we should talk.
WOMEN...
A department store opened in New York City that sold men and a woman decides to visit it in search of a husband.
At the store’s entrance, there’s a sign outlining the department store policy.
The first rule states that you can only enter the store once. Never again.
There are six floors and on each floor you can choose a husband or elect to move on to the next floor.
You cannot go back once you have rejected a floor. You can only leave the building once you exhausted all floors.
The woman visits the first floor.
The sign reads:
· Men with jobs. Shrugs and she decides to see what is on the next floor.
She moves on to the second floor:
· Men with jobs that adore children. Sighs and thinks to herself there must be better.
She moves on the the third floor where the sign reads:
· Wealthy men that adore children and are very handsome.
She thinks to herself, "that's a very good deal" but believes there is still better yet. She moves on to the fourth floor:
· Wealthy men that adore children, are very handsome and help with the household chores.
She decides to move on as things are constantly improving: it can only get better right?
· Wealthy men that adore childern, are very handsome, help with the household chores and are very romantic.
The woman is in awe of the men here but can't resist moving on to the sixth floor. It will be better right?
There the sign reads:
· You are visitor number 31,456,012 on this floor.
· There are no men here.
· This floor exists as proof that it is impossible to please women.
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Women are bombarded with lavish lifestyles shown on television and magazines that they seem to expect them as being normal. All women want the perfect man, the perfect career, the perfect combination of clothes, the perfect house, the perfect wedding, the perfect life. And if you ask them what they’ll do to achieve all that, they’ll give you a dumbfounded look. They’re women—they expect all of it to be delivered to them on a silver platter. They’re not supposed to make the effort.
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Mike32ct
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A guy with a similar rant would be told that “He isn’t entitled to anything.”
Mike32ct
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Expletive-maxxing is legit in 1stQTR2022 lol.my opinion: Maybe she should start by stopping swearing like a sailor.
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
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Yea. Can't really post what I think of that but some of you will know what I mean.
Why doesn't she just make a billboard like that HB6 thot did in NYC?
wifehunter
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These hoes can find orbiters, who will worship them, no problem.
But a husband? nah
But a husband? nah