"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Cardio while bulking?

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Hey, im SKINNY, and i've been doin alot of weights and stuff, and never any cardio. After every work out, i always eat SOMETHING, usually coz i work out at night, i just go grab a burger afterwards.

I also eat other stuff too, but im afriad that im not working out the most important muscle, my heart.

Is there anything that'll strengthen my heart but not lose weight/muscle?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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you're worried about your heart and you're eating a burger after working out? its not as intense as cardio but when you life weights it gets your heart pumping too. you should always do cardio for warm up and cool down too. its just not as intense. you should get something different to eat right after you work out though. i would suggest a protein shake or something similiar with it. and remember when you eat after working out that liquid and hot foods digest quicker and work quicker and go into your system.
 

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Yeah i do have a protein shake after i work out..

Iunno, the guy at GNC said coz i have a super high metabolism (im asian), just eat whatever you find, even McD's, with addition to the protein shake, as the shake itself isnt enough.
 

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If you want to bulk up, do not do cardio. Don't do cardio before or after your workout. Never do cardio while you bulk. Cardio burns calories, and you need calories to gain mass.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Dude, what does a super high metabolism have to do with being Asian? LOL. Anywayz.... it just means you're a skinny-azz beeotch, that's all.


Originally posted by sonick182
Yeah i do have a protein shake after i work out..

Iunno, the guy at GNC said coz i have a super high metabolism (im asian), just eat whatever you find, even McD's, with addition to the protein shake, as the shake itself isnt enough.
 

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Most asians i know have super-high metabolisms...
 
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