My school is having a dance in the next three weeks or so and i absolutely cannot dance. I really want to learn, especially because there are new grade nines in my school this year, and i want to make an impression. Anyone got any tips, websites or links on how to dance/grind club style or whatever?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Mr_rogers
Senior Don Juan
This is easy. Just do what they do in the porn movies, but with your clothes on.saber101 said:grind club style or whatever?
just follow the girls movements, she'll lead you when grinding. press your groin against her ass and go with her movements, if shes moving her hips side to side, move yours with hers in sequence.
watch other people do it, i still dont think im that great at it either, just try to relax and have fun....or if you cant do that try some liquid confidence before the dance.
watch other people do it, i still dont think im that great at it either, just try to relax and have fun....or if you cant do that try some liquid confidence before the dance.
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listen to the music, its more important than copying others, do it with confidence like you know what youre doing and it'll be fine.
lol good adviceMr_rogers said:This is easy. Just do what they do in the porn movies, but with your clothes on.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
^^^ hahahahaha, yes, liquid confidance works
bottom line is, nobody really gives a fuk how you dance, unless youre an aboslute retard, as long as you seem to be moving rhytmically its fine
girls will not care unless your either really really good, in which case theyll just comment on how good you are, nothign more, or really really Mr.Bean like
bottom line is, nobody really gives a fuk how you dance, unless youre an aboslute retard, as long as you seem to be moving rhytmically its fine
girls will not care unless your either really really good, in which case theyll just comment on how good you are, nothign more, or really really Mr.Bean like
nicenomore
Senior Don Juan
Its easy
Dude...its easy to dance
Get that in your head
Every song has a rythm , something like
1 2 1 2 .... or 1 1 2 ...
move your body according to the beats
later when you feel a bit more comfortable , start going along with the vocals
First and foremost make your self comfortable on the dance floor
Have fun while you're at it.....
Then think about making an impression with girls
Dude...its easy to dance
Get that in your head
Every song has a rythm , something like
1 2 1 2 .... or 1 1 2 ...
move your body according to the beats
later when you feel a bit more comfortable , start going along with the vocals
First and foremost make your self comfortable on the dance floor
Have fun while you're at it.....
Then think about making an impression with girls
Learning to dance wont happen from the first time you do it, its like trying to ride a bike, you cant really do it right from the beginning, so just try and try and try some more. Go to a club and dance, invite your friends over, drink and dance some.
Only way to dance good is by practicing. Like with most things in life you have to learn it.
By the time you can do it without thinking about your moves you can say that you learned how to dance.
Only way to dance good is by practicing. Like with most things in life you have to learn it.
By the time you can do it without thinking about your moves you can say that you learned how to dance.