"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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can you guys help me?

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unreal-guy

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so the other night i was drinking my heineken @ bar
this hot babe about 5'8 and looked like 25 came over to me
i was in shock because hot babes rarely approach me
so we get into this conversation for about a while

i was starting to feel drunk after 5 or some heinekens
so i manned up my **** and told her "wanna go back to my place?"
she said yes and i drove her back to my place

the first moment i opened the door, she grabbed my ass and pushed me to a couch
i lay there she started unzipping my pants and took my **** out

anyway long story short, i found that she has a ****
if i remembered correctly i had ****ed his ass
but i did not suck his **** or get ****ed in the butt so am i gay?
i don't think i am though because i like woman and i have never slept with a man before

what should i do?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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lol you cant be serious thats sick as hell. I bet you left your computer running and someone else posted this. If soo..you have been severely OWNED!
 
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

i can't stop

if i remembered correctly i had ****ed his ass
so am i gay?
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hahahahaha yes ur gay hahahaha "if I remember correctly" hahahahahahaha wow hahaha



-Cod3r
 
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LMAO Don't ever drink again!

Btw, now would be a good time to come out of the closet.

Still ROFL. I realize this is serious to you but god damnit LOL!


-E.Nigma

P.S. - 5 Heinekens? I've had 20+ drinks in a night. Light weight ROFL!!!
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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no guys i am really serious

i am a lightweight (20 years old - 5'8 - 160lbs) and i don't drink often unless im out at pub/club with frds

i don't think it really matters if i'm gay or not because i was drunk
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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MisterNigma

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unreal-guy said:
no guys i am really serious

i am a lightweight (20 years old - 5'8 - 160lbs) and i don't drink often unless im out at pub/club with frds

i don't think it really matters if i'm gay or not because i was drunk
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ROFL, I'm sorry, it doesn't matter how drunk I get, men still don't turn me on!

Your story is truly one for the history books of DJs.



-E.Nigma
 
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