"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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can you guys help me?

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unreal-guy

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so the other night i was drinking my heineken @ bar
this hot babe about 5'8 and looked like 25 came over to me
i was in shock because hot babes rarely approach me
so we get into this conversation for about a while

i was starting to feel drunk after 5 or some heinekens
so i manned up my **** and told her "wanna go back to my place?"
she said yes and i drove her back to my place

the first moment i opened the door, she grabbed my ass and pushed me to a couch
i lay there she started unzipping my pants and took my **** out

anyway long story short, i found that she has a ****
if i remembered correctly i had ****ed his ass
but i did not suck his **** or get ****ed in the butt so am i gay?
i don't think i am though because i like woman and i have never slept with a man before

what should i do?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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lol you cant be serious thats sick as hell. I bet you left your computer running and someone else posted this. If soo..you have been severely OWNED!
 
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

i can't stop

if i remembered correctly i had ****ed his ass
so am i gay?
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hahahahaha yes ur gay hahahaha "if I remember correctly" hahahahahahaha wow hahaha



-Cod3r
 
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LMAO Don't ever drink again!

Btw, now would be a good time to come out of the closet.

Still ROFL. I realize this is serious to you but god damnit LOL!


-E.Nigma

P.S. - 5 Heinekens? I've had 20+ drinks in a night. Light weight ROFL!!!
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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no guys i am really serious

i am a lightweight (20 years old - 5'8 - 160lbs) and i don't drink often unless im out at pub/club with frds

i don't think it really matters if i'm gay or not because i was drunk
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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MisterNigma

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unreal-guy said:
no guys i am really serious

i am a lightweight (20 years old - 5'8 - 160lbs) and i don't drink often unless im out at pub/club with frds

i don't think it really matters if i'm gay or not because i was drunk
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ROFL, I'm sorry, it doesn't matter how drunk I get, men still don't turn me on!

Your story is truly one for the history books of DJs.



-E.Nigma
 
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