johnmich
Senior Don Juan
yea i thought that too. You are a massive dude with a sharp dress sense that makes you stand out
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Can Someone Make This Fag Dj Hossix Stop Using My Pics !!!!
- Thread starter Bahram36
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
jancarlo000
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wtf is the point of continuing the thread about some guy, if it was already settled. all you guys arguing about dumb ****, stop it. this place ain't for you.
haha I guess I came off wrong by being attacking, but losers like weak game leave me no choice... Weak_Game what the hell is myspace going to do about my pics being posted on here ?? Nothing... If it was a fake profile on there they would delete it, like they did all the other ones...
Like I said, if you guys dont think its really me, message me on myspace... www.myspace.com/Bahram_
Id love to prove anyone wrong...
As far as the people giving complements, thank you, I appreciate your maturity... And as far as the way I dress, most of my clothes I make myself and am coming out with my own clothing line called Diabolique Clothing (dia-boh-leek)
Again, feel free to message me on myspace and Ill give you more info... I dont know if I wanna put up with the random flaming by a couple of the dorks on here...
As for the rest, thanks much
Like I said, if you guys dont think its really me, message me on myspace... www.myspace.com/Bahram_
Id love to prove anyone wrong...
As far as the people giving complements, thank you, I appreciate your maturity... And as far as the way I dress, most of my clothes I make myself and am coming out with my own clothing line called Diabolique Clothing (dia-boh-leek)
Again, feel free to message me on myspace and Ill give you more info... I dont know if I wanna put up with the random flaming by a couple of the dorks on here...
As for the rest, thanks much
chickenlegs03
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chetori? farsi baladee?Bahram36 said:
i have no idea who the guy is you're talking about but i just read the thread because i noticed your name is bahram. i have a very common persian name myself. i'd guess you probably know at least one person with my name.
anyway, oc is the place to be for persians in cali...you're lucky. i'm in central cali. doh saleh peesh tooyeh irvine zendegee meekardam...
i like the hair and style...and the gf
man eenjam chon daram game behtar yad meegeeram. benazar meeyad toh game daree. een bacheh deevooneh haroh velkon, faghat baladan chertopert began... boro beeshtar toor bezan.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Amen brother!chickenlegs03 said:man eenjam chon daram game behtar yad meegeeram. benazar meeyad toh game daree. een bacheh deevooneh haroh velkon, faghat baladan chertopert began... boro beeshtar toor bezan.
Deadly_Assassin
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http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/2667/drbeard5jx.jpg
AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAA
Man, wheres is Dr. bird?
AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAA
Man, wheres is Dr. bird?
Wsup bro... Yeah OC has a crapload of Persians, a good and a bad thing... Thanks for the complements and yeah I know exactly what youre saying about een aghab-mundehah ... Faghat baladan besheenan keer tuh dast chert began...chickenlegs03 said:chetori? farsi baladee?
i have no idea who the guy is you're talking about but i just read the thread because i noticed your name is bahram. i have a very common persian name myself. i'd guess you probably know at least one person with my name.
anyway, oc is the place to be for persians in cali...you're lucky. i'm in central cali. doh saleh peesh tooyeh irvine zendegee meekardam...
i like the hair and style...and the gf
man eenjam chon daram game behtar yad meegeeram. benazar meeyad toh game daree. een bacheh deevooneh haroh velkon, faghat baladan chertopert began... boro beeshtar toor bezan.
Mr_knowit_all
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Style? This fag looks like Tony Montana from Scarface.......I'm more MASSIVE than him, and I think my style trumps his by far.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Deadly_Assassin
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Bahram you into your bimmers?
PeterNorthisawesome
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Wow! Bahram I'm sorry to hear that some f*g tried to steal your identity hopefully the mods banned him. I guess the rest of the e-geeks and wannabe players are jealous of your looks, style, life and the fact you have hot friends and girlfriend so don't worry about it most ppl on this forum are haters.
Mr_knowit_all
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:crackup:
Sounds like you speak from experience with douches......Bahram36 said: