the pain
Don Juan
ok hi all i printed the bible lots of money but all worth it so i want to ask a question after i have finished it can i add my comments? thanks
"Blank Mind on Dates? She's Dropping Hints You Keep Missing"
The plates get cleared and the silence lands like a brick. You can feel her waiting. Your brain offers up your commute, your job, the weather — topics that have ended more second dates than bad breath.
Here's what most guys never learn: women hand out free conversational material all night long. Tiny clues about what they actually want to discuss. Catch them and you never run out of things to say — because she's telling you what to say next.
Rule 4 of the "22 Rules" trains your ear to catch every single one.
can i have my comment on the bible
- Thread starter the pain
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
MrBond007
Banned
the pain
Don Juan
thanks man still i nead permission oh im french educated
so what do u say .............. vous me permis ou non?
so what do u say .............. vous me permis ou non?
MrBond007
Banned
Hell non.
Putting random words and jibberish together doesnt make a valid subject of conversation (I refer to your first post btw).
MrBond007
Banned
Oh and did you really mean to call yourself "the pain" or was it "the peen" ?
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
I think he is trying to say he went to a copy center, printed the bible, it was expensive, now he wants to know if the DJ Bible is copyrighted, because he wants to edit some of the writings and add his own comments
(I had to read his post about 10 times)
(I had to read his post about 10 times)
PuertoRican_Lover
Banned
Only prophets inspired by God can contribute to the bible, and then only if it is approved by white people.
the pain
Don Juan
ok this gone too far hey bond b*tch 007 ****
tu est seulement une salope et tu a rien de pond caracter
so dont fu******ck with me ok
and by the way i consider you as a stupid girl.........beat this...
tu est seulement une salope et tu a rien de pond caracter
so dont fu******ck with me ok
and by the way i consider you as a stupid girl.........beat this...
squirrels
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WTF?!
Who ARE you people?
Who ARE you people?
the pain
Don Juan
hey squirrels what is the way to become a master don juan?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.