Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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can i have my comment on the bible

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ok hi all i printed the bible lots of money but all worth it so i want to ask a question after i have finished it can i add my comments? thanks
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by the pain
Yo people. Forget grammatical and ponctuation rules and check out this pimp-ass gear!
 

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thanks man still i nead permission oh im french educated
so what do u say .............. vous me permis ou non?
 

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thanks man still i nead permission oh im french educated
so what do u say .............. vous me permis ou non?
Hell non.

Putting random words and jibberish together doesnt make a valid subject of conversation (I refer to your first post btw).
 

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Oh and did you really mean to call yourself "the pain" or was it "the peen" ?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I think he is trying to say he went to a copy center, printed the bible, it was expensive, now he wants to know if the DJ Bible is copyrighted, because he wants to edit some of the writings and add his own comments

(I had to read his post about 10 times)
 
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Only prophets inspired by God can contribute to the bible, and then only if it is approved by white people.
 

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ok this gone too far hey bond b*tch 007 ****
tu est seulement une salope et tu a rien de pond caracter
so dont fu******ck with me ok
and by the way i consider you as a stupid girl.........beat this...:mad: :cool:
 

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hey squirrels what is the way to become a master don juan?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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