"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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c/f for a vegetarian

john_1234

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any good c/f material for vegetarians? this girl's been a vegetarian for fifteen years by the way
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Vulpine

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Vegetarian, huh?

I guess she won't be wanting your "meat", then.
 

rocky_mtn

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Here's my c&f for a vegetarians, but it could piss her off if she's really serious about the veg thing

"Oh I'm a vegetarian too, we have a lot in common
well I'm not too strict of a vegetarian
sometimes I eat eggs and seafood. Chicken once in a while too. And I love a nicely done steak on occasion.
but I feel so much healthier since going vegetarian"
 

Desdinova

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Here ya go:

"Hey, I bought some nice juicy steaks! Wanna come over and help me eat...... oh 5hit, you don't eat that stuff. Well, you can just come over and WATCH me eat them, how's that? :D"

Honestly, I could never see myself dating a vegetarian. I love meat too much.
 

milrenkb

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rocky_mtn said:
Here's my c&f for a vegetarians, but it could piss her off if she's really serious about the veg thing

"Oh I'm a vegetarian too, we have a lot in common
well I'm not too strict of a vegetarian
sometimes I eat eggs and seafood. Chicken once in a while too. And I love a nicely done steak on occasion.
but I feel so much healthier since going vegetarian"
Nice! I'm stealing that from you if it ever comes up.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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LowPlainsDrifter

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Thoughts on veggie-chicks:

C&F: Every time you pass a meat store, exclaim, "ummm... that looks good." or if the two of you walk by a dog or cat: "what a cute dog/cat - looks tasty, too!"

You'd think that vegatarian women would be really pleasantly slim, but most of the ones I've known casually were rather... girthful.

Google the song lyrics "junk food junkie" by Larry Groce - clever 70s novelty song about the hypocrisy of health food nuts.
 

Monkey

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Don't even bother.

I was a veggie for about 10 yrs and every family get together some twit would say 'ooh so you don't eat meat then' or 'so, do you live on vegetables?' *giggle* *giggle* :yawn: :rolleyes:

Its gets very old very,very fast and you will not come across as being a funny ****y guy at all. Quite the opposite as it'll actually make her think why doesn't this prick just STFU.
 

diplomatic_lies

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Well if she's a vegetarian, she probably wont want to grind your sausage.
 
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