c/f for a vegetarian

[john_1234]

any good c/f material for vegetarians? this girl's been a vegetarian for fifteen years by the way

 

[Vulpine]

Vegetarian, huh?

I guess she won't be wanting your "meat", then.

 

[rocky_mtn]

Here's my c&f for a vegetarians, but it could piss her off if she's really serious about the veg thing

"Oh I'm a vegetarian too, we have a lot in common
well I'm not too strict of a vegetarian
sometimes I eat eggs and seafood. Chicken once in a while too. And I love a nicely done steak on occasion.
but I feel so much healthier since going vegetarian"

 

[Desdinova]

Here ya go:

"Hey, I bought some nice juicy steaks! Wanna come over and help me eat...... oh 5hit, you don't eat that stuff. Well, you can just come over and WATCH me eat them, how's that? "

Honestly, I could never see myself dating a vegetarian. I love meat too much.

 

[milrenkb]

Here's my c&f for a vegetarians, but it could piss her off if she's really serious about the veg thing

"Oh I'm a vegetarian too, we have a lot in common
well I'm not too strict of a vegetarian
sometimes I eat eggs and seafood. Chicken once in a while too. And I love a nicely done steak on occasion.
but I feel so much healthier since going vegetarian"

Nice! I'm stealing that from you if it ever comes up.

 

[LowPlainsDrifter]

Thoughts on veggie-chicks:

C&F: Every time you pass a meat store, exclaim, "ummm... that looks good." or if the two of you walk by a dog or cat: "what a cute dog/cat - looks tasty, too!"

You'd think that vegatarian women would be really pleasantly slim, but most of the ones I've known casually were rather... girthful.

Google the song lyrics "junk food junkie" by Larry Groce - clever 70s novelty song about the hypocrisy of health food nuts.

 

[Monkey]

Don't even bother.

I was a veggie for about 10 yrs and every family get together some twit would say 'ooh so you don't eat meat then' or 'so, do you live on vegetables?' *giggle* *giggle* :yawn:

Its gets very old very,very fast and you will not come across as being a funny ****y guy at all. Quite the opposite as it'll actually make her think why doesn't this prick just STFU.

 

[diplomatic_lies]

Well if she's a vegetarian, she probably wont want to grind your sausage.