C+F come back to "put your belt on"

[djSlvt]

Situation:

You ask a girl in ****y/normal way to put her sit belt on.

She responds no.



To which you come back with something ****y and funny, such as "good! I like a reckless girl!"



Questions: What is the PERFECT C+F response for that? Should you ask her to put the belt on ****y attitude or normal? Does this sound like something one could say, or should this be letten go? (if girl dont wears a sit belt)



Safety a major pet peeve for me. Im an amateur race car driver and used to drive van professionally. Its one of those things that make you look a) cool and b) makes you a good driver since your a55 is not sliding on corners. I also crashed at 120 mph, and sit belts are very cool. I used to be in a stage where sit belt was such a drag, until my first crash, after it I got into serious driving, and belt is far from just a safety device, belt straps you in so you can drive, it gives you confidence.




P.S. I was also thinking about "Youd make a sh1tty mother." or something like that. But thats a neg. Lets come up with something perfect here, something that will make chick wet!!!!




THE FEEMALE IS DRIVING (watch out!!), YOU ARE IN THE PASSENGER SIT

 

[Modro]

turn off the engine cross your arms, and say when your ready

 

[djSlvt]

Yea, that be fine if I was driving. In fact, shed wanted to put her belt on after going with me through a corner. But she is driving. My bad I didnt put that up.

 

[Modro]

Well thats a more difficult situation then, if it were your car you can get fined for not having passangers buckle up. I can only suggest take control and drive your car really.

 

[Potbelly]

I'd say this:

Me: Put your belt on
Her: no
Me: Just do it. I don't want to clean your remains off my windshield. This car means a lot to me.

 

[Call_Me_Daddy]

I'd say this:

Me: Put your belt on
Her: no

Me: My car, my rules.
Her: [blah, blah, blah]
Me: Get out.

*Drives away*

*Makes mental note not to be around dumb b!tches.*

 

[Call_Me_Daddy]

What actually happened to djSlvt:

djs: Put your belt on.
Her: No.
djs: Okay.

*Goes on sosuave.net*

djs: What is a good ****yfunny? DavidD? DoubleDating?
Everyone: Tell her good girls put on the seatbelt.
djs: *Thinks... great idea!*

*Next day*

djs: Get in the car. We're driving somewhere.
Her: What? Why?
djs: Just do it.
Her: Okayyyy... *Gets in the car*
djs: Put your seatbelt on.
Her: No.

*Takes out printed web-page*

djs: Good girls put on their seatbelt.
Her: WTF is going on?

The End.

 

[itishe]

What has this community come to. We're fishing for C&F routines about putting your "sit belt" on.

 

[Call_Me_Daddy]

What has this community come to. We're fishing for C&F routines about putting your "sit belt" on.

Welcome to the future.

I'm having a ball reading this sh!t. Its better than Comedy Network. :yes:

 

[Raikojo17]

P.S. I was also thinking about "Youd make a sh1tty mother." or something like that. But thats a neg. Lets come up with something perfect here, something that will make chick wet!!!!
THE FEEMALE IS DRIVING (watch out!!), YOU ARE IN THE PASSENGER SIT

umm...it takes alot more to make a chick wet than jus sayin some canned line to them.

 

[djSlvt]

umm...it takes alot more to make a chick wet than jus sayin some canned line to them.

daaaaaa



Ive come up with this:



ME: Hey (name). Put your belt on!
HER: NO!!
ME: Good! I like a reckless girl.



Done right, with right tone of voice where needed, right body language, right proceeding raport. Mmmmm. The girl is going to have a lot of fun.

 

[Raikojo17]

how bout this one?
DJ: hey (girl) put ur seat belt on
Girl: no
DJ:sucks for u then, would be a shame for a body like that to go to waste lol
or
DJ: hey, put on ur seat belt
Girl:no
DJ: lol well if u wont, im sure some other chick will
or
DJ: put ur belt on
her: no
DJ: k, but when ur dead dont expect me to take you out ;P

 

[CORVETTE06]

i already have one that ive been using

me: put ur seat belt on
her: no
me: i dont want u to fly into me and kill me if we get into an accident

 

[Obsidian]

rofl that's awesome corvette


And Call Me Daddy, stop being such a douche in every thread.

 

[ThunderMaverick]

This thread makes my stomach hurt.