"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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C+F come back to "put your belt on"

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Situation:

You ask a girl in ****y/normal way to put her sit belt on.

She responds no.



To which you come back with something ****y and funny, such as "good! I like a reckless girl!"



Questions: What is the PERFECT C+F response for that? Should you ask her to put the belt on ****y attitude or normal? Does this sound like something one could say, or should this be letten go? (if girl dont wears a sit belt)



Safety a major pet peeve for me. Im an amateur race car driver and used to drive van professionally. Its one of those things that make you look a) cool and b) makes you a good driver since your a55 is not sliding on corners. I also crashed at 120 mph, and sit belts are very cool. I used to be in a stage where sit belt was such a drag, until my first crash, after it I got into serious driving, and belt is far from just a safety device, belt straps you in so you can drive, it gives you confidence.




P.S. I was also thinking about "Youd make a sh1tty mother." or something like that. But thats a neg. Lets come up with something perfect here, something that will make chick wet!!!!




THE FEEMALE IS DRIVING (watch out!!), YOU ARE IN THE PASSENGER SIT
 
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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turn off the engine cross your arms, and say when your ready
 
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Yea, that be fine if I was driving. In fact, shed wanted to put her belt on after going with me through a corner. But she is driving. My bad I didnt put that up.
 
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Well thats a more difficult situation then, if it were your car you can get fined for not having passangers buckle up. I can only suggest take control and drive your car really.
 
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I'd say this:

Me: Put your belt on
Her: no
Me: Just do it. I don't want to clean your remains off my windshield. This car means a lot to me.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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What actually happened to djSlvt:

djs: Put your belt on.
Her: No.
djs: Okay.

*Goes on sosuave.net*

djs: What is a good ****yfunny? DavidD? DoubleDating?
Everyone: Tell her good girls put on the seatbelt.
djs: *Thinks... great idea!*

*Next day*

djs: Get in the car. We're driving somewhere.
Her: What? Why?
djs: Just do it.
Her: Okayyyy... *Gets in the car*
djs: Put your seatbelt on.
Her: No.

*Takes out printed web-page*

djs: Good girls put on their seatbelt.
Her: WTF is going on? :confused:

The End.
 
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What has this community come to. We're fishing for C&F routines about putting your "sit belt" on.
 
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itishe said:
What has this community come to. We're fishing for C&F routines about putting your "sit belt" on.
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Welcome to the future.

I'm having a ball reading this sh!t. Its better than Comedy Network. :yes:
 
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djSlvt said:
P.S. I was also thinking about "Youd make a sh1tty mother." or something like that. But thats a neg. Lets come up with something perfect here, something that will make chick wet!!!!
THE FEEMALE IS DRIVING (watch out!!), YOU ARE IN THE PASSENGER SIT
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umm...it takes alot more to make a chick wet than jus sayin some canned line to them.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Raikojo17 said:
umm...it takes alot more to make a chick wet than jus sayin some canned line to them.
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daaaaaa



Ive come up with this:



ME: Hey (name). Put your belt on!
HER: NO!!
ME: Good! I like a reckless girl.



Done right, with right tone of voice where needed, right body language, right proceeding raport. Mmmmm. The girl is going to have a lot of fun.
 
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how bout this one?
DJ: hey (girl) put ur seat belt on
Girl: no
DJ:sucks for u then, would be a shame for a body like that to go to waste lol
or
DJ: hey, put on ur seat belt
Girl:no
DJ: lol well if u wont, im sure some other chick will
or
DJ: put ur belt on
her: no
DJ: k, but when ur dead dont expect me to take you out ;P
 
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i already have one that ive been using

me: put ur seat belt on
her: no
me: i dont want u to fly into me and kill me if we get into an accident
 
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rofl that's awesome corvette


And Call Me Daddy, stop being such a douche in every thread.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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