"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

Read more...

C+F come back to "put your belt on"

D

djSlvt

Banned
Joined
Mar 19, 2007
Messages
783
Reaction score
2
Location
Falkland Islands, Florida
Situation:

You ask a girl in ****y/normal way to put her sit belt on.

She responds no.



To which you come back with something ****y and funny, such as "good! I like a reckless girl!"



Questions: What is the PERFECT C+F response for that? Should you ask her to put the belt on ****y attitude or normal? Does this sound like something one could say, or should this be letten go? (if girl dont wears a sit belt)



Safety a major pet peeve for me. Im an amateur race car driver and used to drive van professionally. Its one of those things that make you look a) cool and b) makes you a good driver since your a55 is not sliding on corners. I also crashed at 120 mph, and sit belts are very cool. I used to be in a stage where sit belt was such a drag, until my first crash, after it I got into serious driving, and belt is far from just a safety device, belt straps you in so you can drive, it gives you confidence.




P.S. I was also thinking about "Youd make a sh1tty mother." or something like that. But thats a neg. Lets come up with something perfect here, something that will make chick wet!!!!




THE FEEMALE IS DRIVING (watch out!!), YOU ARE IN THE PASSENGER SIT
 
Last edited:

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

Read more...

M

Modro

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Aug 31, 2004
Messages
421
Reaction score
1
Age
41
turn off the engine cross your arms, and say when your ready
 
D

djSlvt

Banned
Joined
Mar 19, 2007
Messages
783
Reaction score
2
Location
Falkland Islands, Florida
Yea, that be fine if I was driving. In fact, shed wanted to put her belt on after going with me through a corner. But she is driving. My bad I didnt put that up.
 
M

Modro

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Aug 31, 2004
Messages
421
Reaction score
1
Age
41
Well thats a more difficult situation then, if it were your car you can get fined for not having passangers buckle up. I can only suggest take control and drive your car really.
 
P

Potbelly

Master Don Juan
Joined
Mar 17, 2006
Messages
820
Reaction score
7
Location
USA
I'd say this:

Me: Put your belt on
Her: no
Me: Just do it. I don't want to clean your remains off my windshield. This car means a lot to me.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

Read more...

C

Call_Me_Daddy

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jun 28, 2006
Messages
1,368
Reaction score
7
What actually happened to djSlvt:

djs: Put your belt on.
Her: No.
djs: Okay.

*Goes on sosuave.net*

djs: What is a good ****yfunny? DavidD? DoubleDating?
Everyone: Tell her good girls put on the seatbelt.
djs: *Thinks... great idea!*

*Next day*

djs: Get in the car. We're driving somewhere.
Her: What? Why?
djs: Just do it.
Her: Okayyyy... *Gets in the car*
djs: Put your seatbelt on.
Her: No.

*Takes out printed web-page*

djs: Good girls put on their seatbelt.
Her: WTF is going on? :confused:

The End.
 
I

itishe

Master Don Juan
Joined
Dec 25, 2005
Messages
925
Reaction score
2
What has this community come to. We're fishing for C&F routines about putting your "sit belt" on.
 
C

Call_Me_Daddy

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jun 28, 2006
Messages
1,368
Reaction score
7
itishe said:
What has this community come to. We're fishing for C&F routines about putting your "sit belt" on.
Click to expand...
Welcome to the future.

I'm having a ball reading this sh!t. Its better than Comedy Network. :yes:
 
R

Raikojo17

Banned
Joined
Oct 22, 2006
Messages
982
Reaction score
5
djSlvt said:
P.S. I was also thinking about "Youd make a sh1tty mother." or something like that. But thats a neg. Lets come up with something perfect here, something that will make chick wet!!!!
THE FEEMALE IS DRIVING (watch out!!), YOU ARE IN THE PASSENGER SIT
Click to expand...

umm...it takes alot more to make a chick wet than jus sayin some canned line to them.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

Read more...

D

djSlvt

Banned
Joined
Mar 19, 2007
Messages
783
Reaction score
2
Location
Falkland Islands, Florida
Raikojo17 said:
umm...it takes alot more to make a chick wet than jus sayin some canned line to them.
Click to expand...


daaaaaa



Ive come up with this:



ME: Hey (name). Put your belt on!
HER: NO!!
ME: Good! I like a reckless girl.



Done right, with right tone of voice where needed, right body language, right proceeding raport. Mmmmm. The girl is going to have a lot of fun.
 
R

Raikojo17

Banned
Joined
Oct 22, 2006
Messages
982
Reaction score
5
how bout this one?
DJ: hey (girl) put ur seat belt on
Girl: no
DJ:sucks for u then, would be a shame for a body like that to go to waste lol
or
DJ: hey, put on ur seat belt
Girl:no
DJ: lol well if u wont, im sure some other chick will
or
DJ: put ur belt on
her: no
DJ: k, but when ur dead dont expect me to take you out ;P
 
C

CORVETTE06

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Apr 1, 2006
Messages
249
Reaction score
1
i already have one that ive been using

me: put ur seat belt on
her: no
me: i dont want u to fly into me and kill me if we get into an accident
 
O

Obsidian

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 17, 2006
Messages
2,554
Reaction score
26
Location
TN
rofl that's awesome corvette


And Call Me Daddy, stop being such a douche in every thread.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

Read more...

You must log in or register to reply here.
22 Rules for Massive Success With Women
Top